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My Best Mock Ever (Only picks 1-10)

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  1. 124

    124 Banned

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    2009 NFL Mock Draft Picks 1-10

    1. Detroit
    QB Willy Beaman (Any Given Sunday)
    ~~ Detroit brings in the multi-threat QB.

    2. St. Louis
    OL Billy Bob (Varsity Blues)
    ~~ The Rams grab the only OL worth taking.

    3. Kansas City
    LB Bobby Boucher Jr. (The Waterboy)
    ~~ Scott Pioli views Boucher as a Tedy Bruschi replica, minus strokes.

    4. Seattle
    RB Julian Washington (Any Given Sunday)
    ~~ Julius Jones is OK, but since the best LB and OL are off the board here, Seattle goes with the back.

    5. Cleveland
    LB Luther "Shark" Lavey (Any Given Sunday)
    ~~ Cleveland, as always, with a risky move here bringing in the veteran from the AFFA with neck concerns.

    6. Cincinnati
    DE/LB Julius Campbell (Remember The Titans)
    ~~ Cincinnati wanted to go young on D, and young they indeed went.

    7. Oakland
    WR Deacon Moss (The Longest Yard)
    ~~ Of course the lone prison selection goes to Oakland.

    8. Jacksonville
    WR Charlie Tweeder (Varsity Blues)
    ~~ Jacksonville needs a white WR who loves to party to replace Matt Jones.

    9. Green Bay
    WR Buddy Conway (Air Bud)
    ~~ The Packers want a burner to replace the aging Donald Driver to go along with Greg Jennings. A lot of people question this move, but then find out they LOVE it when the Jets trade Green Bay back Brett Favre for a conditional 7th round draft choice.

    10. San Francisco
    QB Jonathon Moxon (Varsity Blues)
    ~~ The steal of the draft. The next Tom Brady.
     
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  2. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Uhhhmmm....and away to the lounge this goes in...5.....4....3....2...
     
  3. 124

    124 Banned

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    Why...so....SERIOUS!?

    :lol:
     
  4. DonShula84

    DonShula84 Moderator Luxury Box

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    I would have taken Rudy before Tweeder if we're reaching for undersized players. Besides, who doesnt need a pass rushing DE these days?
     
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  5. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    No way Willie Beaman goes #1 overall... Didn't he come out of Houston?

    I'll take the veteran, Cap Roonie instead.
     
  6. Trowa

    Trowa A world of pain

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    You are aware there are other football movies, better football movies, than Any Given Sunday and Varsity Blues
     
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  7. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    bobby bouche shoulda been number 1

    like tiga woods and his daddy!!
     
  8. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    How can Bobby Boucher not be the #1 overall pick? This guy is a gamechanger.
     
  9. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    Yeah how about the Alpha Beta's from Revenge of the Nerds ? :tongue2:
     
  10. DonShula84

    DonShula84 Moderator Luxury Box

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    His wonderlic score scared teams away.
     
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  11. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    No one from 'the Program' gets drafted?
     
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  12. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I would take the ACTUAL players from the Longest Yard...duh.

    Oh and Becky "The Icebox" O'Shea from Little Giants.




    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0GgOs3GKjc&feature=related"]YouTube - Devon Sawa in Little Giants #6[/ame]
     
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  13. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    Seattle should have took Boobie Miles.
     
  14. 124

    124 Banned

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    Any Given Sunday trumps any Football movie.

    And yes, I used Remember The Titans, The Longest Yard, The Waterboy & Air Bud. I wanted to use Boobie Miles from Friday Night Lights, but, nah, he's done. :lol:
     
  15. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Maybe teams were worried about him tossing the ball away to the opposing team after an interception?
     
  16. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I'd have to put Flat Top Myers from Necessary Roughness in the Top 5.

    Did you see the final game? That dude was unblockable!
     
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  17. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    Didn't the big guy break his face mask off at the end and bust his mouth?
     
  18. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    What was that movie where the kid learns to play Running Back from that old Indian dude?

    He should be in there somewhere, if only for the fact that last play where he scores a TD while getting his jersy ripped was pretty sweet.
     
  19. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe we forgot Forrest Gump. Might be a stretch for a KR, but he goes #1 overall.
     
  20. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    how can you miss out on Polk HS greatest
    RB-Al Bundy(4 TDs in ONE GAME!!)
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Yeah, after like 40 plays of him killing Scott Bakula.
     
  22. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    BTW - this guy is quickly rising up draft boards after mesmerizing at his private workout in Iowa.


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  23. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    That alone makes him a top five pick.........................
     
  24. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Believe he's from Idaho.

    /still funny though
     
  25. SICK

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    ummmmm Rod Tidwell anyone?!?!?!

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    just show him the money.......
     
  26. TheHighExhaulted

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    Uncle Rico can throw a pigskin a quarter mile. He would be a great addition to any team. Anyone got a scouting report on Lucas? He has the heart of a damn lion.
     
  27. Phinperor

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    Shane Falco > Beaman

    That team needs heart!
     
  28. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Here's a guy that you'll need to steer clear of. Looks the part at WR, but....


    [​IMG]

    "Leon can't do everything."
     
  29. Witheringplant

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    If I'm going for a mascot, I'll take the hairy little hobbit from the joke of a school. On the football field, he just looks like a smaller slower Matt Roth.

    As for St. Louis, I think they go for Jumbo Fumiko from the replacement Washington Sentinels. Billy Bob isn't bad, but Fumiko is bigger, is super nimble from all his sumo training, and has a serious mean streak. If they were looking to draft Jake Long last year, Fumiko should be just what they are looking for.
     

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