note: sing this to the tune of Call me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. Enjoy! (revis) We had a bounty, oh well Don't ask me I'll never tell I blew out my ACL And now I'm out the game (landry) I'll trade my brain for a hit, Concussion and fine for a lick, Head hunting just for a bit, Goodell won't make me pay Your shoes were open no socks, feet were showin' Sweaty, smelly toes and where you think you're going baby? Hey Ross, I failed you And this is crazy But I'm on thin ice, so call me maybe? It's nice to be right Goodbye fist pumpy! But here's Jeff's number, So call him maybe? Hey, I just met you and you annoy me I'll call you a**hole, Under my breath just maybe And all the other Jets Be chasin reggie, 'cept one plays rarely, we'll call him Maybin Bush you juked me to my right I missed you so bad, I whiffed you so bad, My shoulder hurts so bad **** I shanked it to the right I missed it so bad But you should know that, I will make up for that Before they traded for Tebow I had it alright My job was airtight My future's not so bright And now he's headed towards the Light Been praying all night so you can sleep tight Your savior's now in sight - I hope you all enjoy this on a fine sunday. Creating it got me through the long morning works hours before our game. GO FINS!!
