my Call Me Maybe- Jets/Fins version

note: sing this to the tune of Call me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. Enjoy!

(revis)
We had a bounty, oh well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I blew out my ACL
And now I'm out the game

(landry)
I'll trade my brain for a hit,
Concussion and fine for a lick,
Head hunting just for a bit,
Goodell won't make me pay

Your shoes were open
no socks, feet were showin'
Sweaty, smelly toes and
where you think you're going baby?

Hey Ross, I failed you
And this is crazy
But I'm on thin ice,
so call me maybe?

It's nice to be right
Goodbye fist pumpy!
But here's Jeff's number,
So call him maybe?

Hey, I just met you
and you annoy me
I'll call you a**hole,
Under my breath just maybe

And all the other Jets
Be chasin reggie,
'cept one plays rarely,
we'll call him Maybin

Bush you juked me to my right
I missed you so bad,
I whiffed you so bad,
My shoulder hurts so bad

**** I shanked it to the right
I missed it so bad
But you should know that,
I will make up for that

Before they traded for Tebow
I had it alright
My job was airtight
My future's not so bright

And now he's headed towards the Light
Been praying all night
so you can sleep tight
Your savior's now in sight

- I hope you all enjoy this on a fine sunday. Creating it got me through the long morning works hours before our game. GO FINS!!