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My Dad just told me the BEST. JOKE. EVER...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Jun 12, 2015.

  1. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I just got off the phone with my dad. Yes, he is doing better, and is going to the Cleveland Clinic on June 22nd.

    Here it is:

    DAD: Here's a good joke for you.

    ME: Ok. What is it?

    DAD: What has a one inch ***** and hangs down?

    ME: I don't know?

    DAD: A bat.

    ME: LOL

    DAD: What has a ten inch ***** and hangs up?

    ME: I don't know?

    DAD: ........***CLICK***.........***DIAL TONE***

    I can't stop laughing. :lol:
     
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  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    ***** jokes with your dad. In West Virginia. Stereotype much?
     
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  3. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'd thank this post but my GF and son are on our way to go camping for the weekend and I can't thank on Tapatalk. LOL


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  4. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is this the 18 year old one with the 5000 post thread?
     
  5. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    #2

    LOL


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  6. MikeHoncho

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  7. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    My son loved your post here. As usual. LOL


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  8. #1 fan

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    I tried this on my girlfriend. She called me back and said "Is it a bat?"
     
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  9. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone else got somebody with this joke already? I got 3 of my friends and my ex now. Even my ex LOL'd. (and she's a freakin' b**ch) :lol:
     
  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  11. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    At least she didn't say Frank.
     
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  12. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Ok so I have this one driver that is a funny smart @$$ all the time. I just called him on his cell and say.

    Him: Hello

    Me: What has a one inch ***** and hangs down?

    Him: Click.


    Shortly after he comes across the company radio: Ha Ha Ha your not gunna get me.




    Sh**&^&%$%&^*(*^$
    :angry:
     
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