...is that Stephen Ross is somehow implicated and jailed for his part in 9/11. Thus prompting Jeff Ireland's head to finally explode. -Then the judge rules that the remaining shares of stock will be distributed evenly among the fans. -Hurricane Tyrone flattens the Sun Life Bloated Gallapogos Stadium (Jimmy Buffett is lost at sea). Flood dams were quickly constructed as high up as Port Charlotte stretching across the state to Vero Beach. Subsequently, giving the state of Florida a more circumsized look when viewed on Google Earth. -Federal Aid is distributed for the construction of a replica Orange Bowl in Little Havana. Instead of a dome, Miami opts for a retractable awning. -Cuban relations improve and the first NFL game to be played in Cuba sparks off a revolution of travel and tourism to the two formerly glorious destinations -Andrew Luck doesn't like the way Indy kicked Peyton to the curb. Colts forced to trade their pick to Miami... Did I leave anything out?
Nope all good, Ireland gone? Check. Ross gone? Check. Oh wait, you forgot the giant field goal art installation of Tony Sparano fist pumping.
I really just want to see a successful Dolphins team in my lifetime. That's all at this point. I don't care if it takes a bionic Brian Griese and 60 year old Orande Gadsen to do it.
You forgot the comet hitting the atmosphere, breaking into two pieces and flattening the jesters and the cheatriots stadiums. On Tuesday of course so no one gets hurt.
