First of all, I don't give the arse of a rodent if you don't care.

Now that that's out of the way, I'm breaking down each position and my overall.

Coaching Staff:

HC: Sparano needs a swift kick in the pants and Miracle grow for his balls. We went into that game thoroughly unprepared with many deficiencies that we didn't try to hide with creative game planning. I just get the sense that Sean Payton would have those guys out there looking better. I give him half a season to show something starting in 2011.

OC: **** this man. With a rusty fork if possible. Maybe the worst game plan I have ever seen with no adjustments. Wildcat with 9 in the box? DO IT! Wildcat pass to Marshall in the rain? **** yeah! Bootleg pass to the right on 3rd and 3? Why the eff not? Runs behind Lydon Murtha? Why wouldn't you? I mean I could continue.

ST: Darren Rizzi may be the most competent ST coach we have ever had. He has turned the same unit that Bonamego did horse **** with and turned them into a respectable squad. Kudos to him.

DC: Pay the man.

Players:

The Good
Brandon Fields: MVP of the Game. Has to be a Pro-Bowler.
Dan Carpenter: So good that I think he has become a crutch.
Cameron Wake: Stays the sack leader with huge plays when we needed them. He is an All-Pro.
Jake Long: Jake Long
Vontae Davis: That play on the Braylon Edwards ball was just amazing. 5'11'' means nothing.
Sean Smith: Sort of don't want to put him here but he made plays. Consider, one or two of those drops were better off as drops because of field position.
Paul Soliai: He's a big boy now. He is a bad bad man.
Kendal Langford: This guy had a pretty crucial sack and is just a consistently good player.

The Bad:
Ronnie Brown: Fumbling, stumbling, and bumbling. Some on the O-Line, a lot on him.

O-Line from Incognito to Murtha: ****

WR's: I cannot remember a day when people payed to catch passes could not even get in the position to catch them. Moore and Wallace were not factors. Marshall showed up then got the dropsies. Bess was meh and more neutral than bad to me.

Chad Henne: Dohohoho. Started off pretty meh but solid. Got some bad playcalls (Bootleg on 3rd and 3), suffered from ineptitude at the WR spot, and made some piss poor throws. This game was such a mess that I'd have to watch it again to parse out what was his fault and what wasn't. He got sacked 4 times in the game and pressured a lot. Made some boneheaded throws (wtf did you throw that pass to Bess OOB?), got no help from Wr's. Technically for that game Anthony Fasano couldn't be classified as a TE until that 20 yard pass from Henne, which was followed up by a Wildcat call on First Down.

The Ugly

The Offense: There was a major breakdown at the skill positions. The running game sucked and the WR's sucked. After the first half, the offense could either count on a sack, a stuffed run, a bad throw, or a drop. Now what I'm looking at is whether or not that means Henne cannot be better. He played bad, but he didn't have a lot of help. Marshall and Bess both dropped passes. Fasano did not earn his extension and I never felt he did. Think about something, he was throwing to Marshall and Bess only. He literally had 2 receivers the entire game. Moore had a drop on the only pass his way. Fasano was blanketed all day.

See what happens a lot is OMG HE SUCKS ***, which to an extent, he does, but who the hell is he throwing to? A 10 million dollar decoy and Davone Bess. I think it is an indictment of the coaching staff that you send out a second round pick QB with two receivers, ineffective running backs, and say, "win this *****". Regardless of play calls, why did that seem like a good idea? It's like they think you can win games in the NFL with "good old fashioned elbow grease" or some folksy **** like that. The guys on the other side are payed as well and if you hadn't noticed, they have a great Line on both sides, great running game, Pro-Bowl WR who isn't a decoy. If this team never succeeds, it's an indictment of Sparano's inability to get off his *** and change something. He needs to be more creative.

The Future
Nolan Carroll seems pretty promising.
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith are second year players.
Cameron Wake has a few good years in him.
Jake Long is a third year player.
Chris Clemons is young. Reshad Jones is young.
Our D-Line, outside of Starks is young.

The Past
After the Patriot loss, we looked like a 7-9, 6-10 team. Unless we **** the bed, we have a chance at 9-7 with wins against the Lions and Bills, and a rematch against The Patriots to possibly have a feel good end to the season.

Changes
Get whoever the hell is under center next year a TE. Get him a damn TE. Zach Miller or Marcedes Lewis are available. Get him another WR. MSW or Malcolm Floyd look pretty available. Get him a running game. A running game is a young QB's best friend and whether we keep Henne or not in 2011, the forseeable QB will be a third year player at best, rookie at worst (God NO Thigpen). Get us a new OC. If the only choice is Josh McDaniels, put him, Marshall, and Nolan around a campfire with a peace pipe to work it out.

Get an Offensive line. Go get Donald Thomas as a backup. Keep Garner. Keep Carey for as long as his breasts can hold up an OLB. New center. New left guard. See what Jerry can become. Imagine if we still had Grove though, we'd be ****.

As for QB. Good god no more projects. Thigpen project is a wash. Henne project has 3 more games this season to prove it isn't a wash unless he starts next year. I refuse to support another "project". I do not want to be the Cardinals and I do not want to be the Panthers. If a golden child cannot be delivered, hell I'd take Henne and an upgraded offense for 1 more year until 2012 if he doesn't improve.

The Positives
The Jets Lost
Rex Ryan is a fat disgusting loser
No one can make a case for Henning to stay
The draft exists
Free Agency exists
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car and buying Jets suck bumper stickers

I'm so mad I could punch a baby. An ugly one though, I'm no monster.