1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents ******ed?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a liberry card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' gal here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I ain't no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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I'm this one:
4) Do you have a liberry card?
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10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
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5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in 'em.
I used it on FG, she didn't get it.GridIronKing34, PMZQ, azfinfanmang and 2 others like this. -
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Enforcer: Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy with a side of mmm...
Mor: POOF! (What are you doing?) I'm here, what are your other two wishes?
Finsane: Excuse me, but have you had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.
Samphin: Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cause you got fine written all over you.
Warp: Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Flames: Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious...
Calphin: I must be a hunter, cause I just found a fox.
Hardkore: Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when you wake up.
Opie: You have an onion butt... it makes me want to cry.
Lucky: That outfit is horrible, take it off right now!!!
Pagan: I'm in the band...wanna see my backstage pass?
Sick: When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Gish: I noticed you noticing me and I thought I would notify you that I noticed you too.
Gap: What is on your butt?... My eyes!GridIronKing34, PMZQ, azfinfanmang and 6 others like this. -
I_n Flames: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you,
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?Phinperor likes this. -
don't you know it's clorophyll? :lol:
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nice shoes, lets ****.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
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lucky: your illegal, im illegal lets be illegal together.
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:lol: nice one
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Nice...but more than likey I'd use:
"Hey, how'd you like to be the woman I forget about by the next gig? :tongue2:Phinperor and opfinistic like this. -
enforcer: "you know i can get you a discount on a limo............wait where are you going?"
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I mostly use this:
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.unluckyluciano and opfinistic like this. -
My favorite is "Hi, I'm four years old and lost my mommy. Can you give me a bath?"
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DrAstroZoom: Once you go crip, you won't want a round trip.
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I have an Asian friend that said "Once you go Asian, you go right back to black." :lol:unluckyluciano, NaboCane, azfinfanmang and 1 other person like this. -
:angry:
True though. It's why I have black cousins...unluckyluciano, azfinfanmang and opfinistic like this. -
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Celtkin: For the last time woman its "Keltkin" there is no S......wait where you going...come back!
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GridIronKing34: Hey there, I'm from Iowa. Wait, why are you running? I haven't hooked you up to the plow yet! Come back!
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Regan: Why no, I dont have a really small *****, why do you ask?
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Vengeful Odin: Wanna see the grossest picture in the world?
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Thank God my grandfather was the illegitimate child of a Portuguese merchant and a Chinese farm-wife or I'd have to say yes.
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anlgp: Wanna see why they call me Anal Gap?
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::opie pulls down pants::
opie: ****.....now you know why they say im 4 years old :pity:opfinistic likes this. -
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hell yes i last longer.......:shifty:
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regan will be there
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Of course, see you there.
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circle jerk!!!!!!!!
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Enforcer:
Excuse me, is your name either Amanda or Finsgirlie?
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Celtkin: I know you were just kidding,....and dont come back......:tantrum:
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