Need Help with a Stupid Christmas Present Idea

I suggest this picture. No, not the Tannehill fathead in the photo, but this exact picture below...

LITERALLY this entire picture, with DJ pointing at Tanny's face.

10 foot by 10 foot. Framed.

 

http://www.poopsenders.com/

 

Round trip airfare and hotel stay to see Pagan's band Power Theory.

 

That'd be great.
Buy a popcorn tin. Remove popcorn. Place gorilla poop on bottom. Return popcorn to tin. Mail to sister. Wait for angry phone call.

 

Great idea. But better done with something to cover the smell... Jar of Tuscan olives in brine?


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that would work. but to make her XMas really memorable, CashInFist showing up in his UPS outfit would seal the deal. Just don't tell CiF that it's a prank, tell him that this girl digs him.

 

Is there such a thing as conspiracy to commit sexual assault somewhere in the lawbooks?

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He'd have to brush his hair and throw on the nice digs though.

 

Never has a picture described someone else SO well.

 

so what did you get her?

 

Wait, wait is that really DJ? That guy looks like he can string sentences together

 

I am not sure what DJ looks like, but always figured these were his parents:

 

Not what he got you stoopid.

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Ooohhhh…. then…

 

No what he got Lucky. Jesus. Can you even read?

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Someone got lucky? Who got lucky? With whom?

 

Exactly.

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