Need Some New Age Investment Advice? If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have > $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or > Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased > $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned > in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had > $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to > drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg..... Always Drink Responsibly, AP