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I can think of at least 3 different posters that already use a system that effectively does the same thing for free, its called denial.
How much for the package that automatically deletes every one of Bpk's posts as soon as they're posted? I'll take two of them.
I've made plenty of threads & posts admitting I was wrong, you know who hasn't? Pretty much everyone else.