No. Just....no. Part II

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PaganPaganforum_veteranOP
Mar 10, 2010, 11:10 AM

Leading independent studio E1 Entertainment has finalized a production and development deal with legendary rock band KISS. E1 will tap the worldwide enthusiasm for the KISS brand, collaborating with founding members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley to create a comedic half-hour kids television series that galvanizes the band's iconic personas for its young fans.

"We're honored to be involved in carrying on the KISS legacy," comments Frank Saperstein, Senior VP of Kids and Animation for E1. "It's wonderful to collaborate with the creative forces behind one of the greatest rock bands of all time and unquestionably one of the most recognized worldwide."

E1 has snagged the KISS brand as it eclipses its roots, building energy in new family and youth media outlets. KISS's role as the face of Dr. Pepper, their significant presence during Super Bowl XLIV, and their appearance on the 2009 "American Idol" finale, which reached over thirty million viewers, has made the make-up and leather-clad giants a household name for kids and families today. The KISS tradition continues to grow generation after generation transcending age, race and creed.

Please...just go away now.

There is no "worldwide enthusiasm" anymore.

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:17 AM

Is there seriously anything that KISS doesn't have its name attached to?

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

ALalen1New Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:18 AM

"anlgp wrote:

Is there seriously anything that KISS doesn't have its name attached to?

My socks.

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:20 AM

"alen1 wrote:

My socks.

But they do have their name attached to socks in general.

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

padre31padre31luxury_box
Mar 10, 2010, 11:20 AM

In fairness to KISS, their manager plays hardball.

Personally I'm waiting for the KISS brand of feminine products..

ALalen1New Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:21 AM

"anlgp wrote:

But they do have their name attached to socks in general.

Not mine and mine are all that matters. :tongue2:

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Mar 10, 2010, 11:23 AM

"alen1 wrote:

My socks.

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

ALalen1New Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:25 AM

My socks. :P

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Mar 10, 2010, 11:30 AM

'Fess up....you know you have 'em. :tongue2:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

ALalen1New Member
Mar 10, 2010, 11:34 AM

"Pagan wrote:

'Fess up....you know you have 'em. :tongue2:

I would never wear something hair band related. :no:

Btw, nice creepy avatar. :up:

padre31padre31luxury_box
Mar 10, 2010, 11:45 AM

Hmm..okay Pagan...where is the KISS branded Snuggie?

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Mar 10, 2010, 11:50 AM

"padre31 wrote:

Hmm..okay Pagan...where is the KISS branded Snuggie?

You laugh?

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

padre31padre31luxury_box
Mar 10, 2010, 11:52 AM

"Pagan wrote:

You laugh?

Hmm...alright then...I think it has been established that KISS will stick their likeness on anything..

How about a KISS branded...shamwow?

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Mar 10, 2010, 11:53 AM

$$$

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Mar 10, 2010, 12:05 PM

"padre31 wrote:

Hmm...alright then...I think it has been established that KISS will stick their likeness on anything..

How about a KISS branded...shamwow?

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Mar 10, 2010, 01:34 PM

Hey, I'm all for anything that keeps them from doing a duets album for money.

Nothing would crush their legacy more than singing with Celine Dion.

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