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Noah's Ark Found in Turkey!

Discussion in 'Science & Technology' started by Ronnie Bass, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

    Apr 2, 2008
    Coral Springs, FL
    I always wonder why they let the Pigs survive. You know, the whole kosher thing and all.
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  2. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

    Dec 7, 2007
    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
    It would just verify my thoughts that bourbon is an elixir made by God himself!
  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

    Dec 2, 2007
    Miami FL
    Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side
    from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

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  4. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    Dude, that's a great picture. My son's username on one of his gaming forums is raptor jesus...

    Back to the Noah's Ark thing, though. It's probably more likely to be from civilizations way before our commonly accepted Babylonian and Sumerian civilizations, when the continents were shaped differently. I don't know much about carbon dating but I do know of a good book that presents a pretty compelling argument for civilizations way before the usual time periods. Not that I don't believe in the Bible, but these Noah's Ark stories do tend to pop up quite a bit. Ancient boats that show up on top of mountains seem more like an issue of plate tectonics to me.

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