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NY Post: Rex Ryan is eating himself to death.

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by Section126, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ryan_worth_his_weight_in_gold_Fy1W4Ect6LCWRfP7Rl5q2I

    His diet if broken down to McDonald's Items, would break down like this:


    BREAKFAST:

    3 Sausage Egg McMuffins, 1 Hashbrown, 2 Sausage Burritos


    LUNCH:

    1 Quarterpounder with Cheese, 4 Chicken Wraps, a Large Fries, One McDonalds Sundae.


    DINNER:

    2 Big Macs, 2 Filet O' Fish, 10 piece mcNuggets, 1 Large Fries, 1 Chocolate Chip Cookie.



    Well..he won't be alive much longer.
     
  2. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Anyone have an addy where I can send him some ice cream to help him along?

    Funny how a guy can preach discipline when he doesn't even have enough of it himself to push away from the buffet table.

    Genetic disaster...
     
  3. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Only 3-fitty? I dont think that is possibly accurate. I was thinking easily 4-fitty to five even.
    He is absolutely one of the sickest obese men I remember seeing.

    Wonder what an absolute ***-WHOOPING against the Colts this weekend is gonna do to that straining heart... :shifty:
     
  4. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Conversation with the team errand boy.

    Rex: Here's $1000 and a list, please go to the store and pick up these items.

    EB: Shopping for the family? Should last a few months I see.

    Rex: Family? Months? Son, this should last me until the end of the day.
     
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  5. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    No matter how great he is as the Jests' trigger-man, I know his heart can't possibly last long enough for them to do anything meaningful with that franchise.
     
  6. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    the future of rex ryan

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  7. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    The ad on the bottom of the site right now is Jillian Michaels weight loss. :lol:
     
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  8. Thunderbolt89

    Thunderbolt89 Well-Known Member

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    Haha the ad I am seeing is for Nutrisystem. In regard to the article,I for one find it a disturbing lack of regard for his own health.
     
  9. Jaj

    Jaj Registered

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    It isn't the fat that makes me hate him.
     
  10. LandShark13

    LandShark13 New Member

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    Not fast enough.........
     
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  11. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    It's a combo.

    It's a fat man with no self-discipline, trying to act like a tough guy by sending men in way better shape than him onto the field and somehow believing that their toughness translates to himself.
     
  12. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    God I wish we played them 3 times a year.
     
  13. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    7,000 calories a day is what a 700 pound man should eat a day to maintain his weight...so Rex is doubling what he should be eating.

    If Rex just cut down to 2,000-2,500 calories(ie a fairly normal diet) he wouldn't need to try a bunch of diets he could lose weight that way.

    7,000 calories a day is just a disregard for yourself....hopefully he figures things out before its too late.
     
  14. LandShark13

    LandShark13 New Member

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    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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  17. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Well all this is making me hungry...
     
  18. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    Star Wars and football, definitely need more of this wonderful union.
     
  19. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Well, Rex is 'The Biggest Loser'.
     

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