damn they weren't even married yet and she tried to take them?? Well thats just not right.

 

Rather cavalier approach to finding a testicle... isn't it?

 

at least he/she didn't say "wait let me show you the hidden ball trick first!"

 

Awwww Nuts. You had to go there. :shifty:

 

I heard she was nuts

 

She needed a meatball for her spaghetti.

 

I call BS on BBC; how is that even possible (assuming dude is wearing pants)?

 

I think, as horrible as this was aside, it is a maneuver that requires its own name. I'm thinking we call it, "The Limey Flat Tire".

Exp: "You better treat your woman right, or she'll give you a limey flat tire."

I'm open to other suggestions.

 

Oh those wacky English! They make everything sound so proper!

 

So he rejected her advances, yet still got his testicle pulled off...what kind of party was this?

*checks rates on Expedia to Liverpool*

 

That judge has a sense of humor I see.

 

Or had she swallowed it, about 24 hours.

 

not what he had in mind when he said he wanted to "bust a nut" i imagine