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***Official Dolphins at 49er's Gameday Thread***

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Dec 9, 2012.

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  1. Dec 9, 2012 #1
    Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    At San Fran...4:05 EST start.

    Mario Manningham is doubtful...Both teams relatively healthy.

    Their coach is a sadist. Their team is loaded. Their fans, most likely, won't be paying attention to the cheerleaders.

    I feel like kinda a wickerman of gameday threads at this point...Just don't pour the bees in 'til the fourth quarter...
     
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  2. Dec 9, 2012 #2
    BlameItOnTheHenne

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    Anus prepared
     
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  3. Dec 9, 2012 #3
    Alex44

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    I think we lose this one pretty handily. We don't have the offensive talent to score and more than likely will spot them some easy points with miscues and field position. I think we have issues scoring more than a FG.
     
  4. Dec 9, 2012 #4
    BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Looks like OT Will Yeatman will be active for 1st time this year. Inactives should include Devlin, Kaddu, Egnew, Kyle Miller, Patrick Brown
     
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  5. Dec 9, 2012 #5
    djphinfan

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    What up homeslices..

    "Did I hear a niner"

    "Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked'

    Why the hell did'nt we sign anquan boldin when we had a chance, the guy really wanted to be here..

    Good luck Ryan Tannehill, Rev, can we say a prayer for the brother?
     
  6. Dec 9, 2012 #6
    Pandarilla

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    Harbaugh is obviously under mind control. Probably Draconian hybrid...I bet the rest of the league is praying we injure these sadistic goons.

    I hear high vibrational brainwaves is the only real way to defeat Draconian reptiles. Fortunately, we're capable of that...
     
  7. Dec 9, 2012 #7
    ToddPhin

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    when is it not?




















    yours I mean
     
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  8. Dec 9, 2012 #8
    Pandarilla

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    Cinco de Mayo?
     
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  9. Dec 9, 2012 #9
    ToddPhin

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    ..... and that day last week when he ate too much Mexican. "Cerrado por obras"
     
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  10. Dec 9, 2012 #10
    Bpk

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    Why, what's your record, Pandy?
     
  11. Dec 9, 2012 #11
    Pandarilla

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    Can you buy Depends individually?
     
  12. Dec 9, 2012 #12
    ToddPhin

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    I think that's one of those things that if you need to buy it individually you're probably too late. :lol:
     
  13. Dec 9, 2012 #13
    Pandarilla

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    Doesn't matter. This gameday thread, like BPK's wife, was a grenade that nobody wanted to jump on.
     
  14. Dec 9, 2012 #14
    Bpk

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    This would cure him...

    [video=youtube;b2mrx3PSiDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2mrx3PSiDE[/video]
     
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  15. Dec 9, 2012 #15
    Pandarilla

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    No way, I bet convenient stores will be selling them individually like blunts...Blueberry, vanilla and *** will be the flavors.
     
  16. Dec 9, 2012 #16
    Bpk

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    This gameday thread is sexy too.
     
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  17. Dec 9, 2012 #17
    Bpk

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    You mean left cheek only?
     
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  18. Dec 9, 2012 #18
    Bpk

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    What's the difference between a snow man and a snow girl?
     
  19. Dec 9, 2012 #19
    Pandarilla

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    That's got halftime masturbation session written all over it...
     
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  20. Dec 9, 2012 #20
    djphinfan

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    I look good, I mean really good.......hey everyone, come see how good I look."

    When does anchorman two comin out?
     
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    Pandarilla

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    I will give your pets ghonorrhea...
     
  22. Dec 9, 2012 #22
    Pandarilla

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    Yes, albeit akward and riddled with shame...
     
  23. Dec 9, 2012 #23
    Pandarilla

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    Are you trying to seduce me crazy face yoga lady?
     
  24. Dec 9, 2012 #24
    ToddPhin

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    BlameItOnTheHenne doesn't like snow girls?
     
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  25. Dec 9, 2012 #25
    Pandarilla

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    Nah, it just that he can't afford 'em...:chuckle:
     
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  26. Dec 9, 2012 #26
    ToddPhin

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    but if you need to buy Depends individually, you're probably late to the party if you know what I mean.
     
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  27. Dec 9, 2012 #27
    Rocky Raccoon

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    Screw the haters. LET'S GO DOLPHINS!!
     
  28. Dec 9, 2012 #28
    Shamboubou

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    Snow cones?
     
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  29. Dec 9, 2012 #29
    ToddPhin

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    Those are the only girls he can get to melt. <chuckle>
     
  30. Dec 9, 2012 #30
    Pandarilla

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    Where the hell are Whitey and Al at?
     
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    ToddPhin

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    I think some of the snowmen in San Francisco have snow cones...... to go with their snowballs.
     
  32. Dec 9, 2012 #32
    Pandarilla

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    You mean the girls who get distracted by gifs?...:sidelol:
     
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  33. Dec 9, 2012 #33
    Paul 13

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    If we're within 10 does it matter?
     
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    Pandarilla

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    What is getting sodomized by a gnome figurine for 300, Alec...
     
  35. Dec 9, 2012 #35
    RickyNeverInhaled

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    I wish I had 49 pizza rolls to eat, because they're gold, red, and yellow. Just like the team we are about to devour!
     
  36. Dec 9, 2012 #36
    Pandarilla

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    Bpk

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    The answer is "snow balls".

    Pets can't get ghonorrhea. You can't fool me. I have had pets and they never caught it.
     
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    Bpk

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    kookookachoo.

    oh wait, that's walrus.
     
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    Bpk

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    PLease stay Off-topic.
     
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  40. Dec 9, 2012 #40
    Bpk

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    I didn't gnome, but I still fuqt 'im.
     
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