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****Official Pessimist Reverse-Jynx for the Season Thread****

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by MikeHoncho, Sep 9, 2015.

  1. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I think:

    • Tanny throws 30 picks, is sacked around 56 times.
    • Miller gets benched after week 4 in favor of Jonas Gray, who proceeds to get benched after the BYE week and it's to hell from there.
    • Dallas Thomas remains a starter for all 16 games.
    • Wake and Suh get injured and our defense struggles to stop a single nosebleed.
    • Brent Grimes ages the equivalent of 5 years.

    And we finish 2-14 this year just barely edging out the Texans, and narrowly escaping the Bills to avoid being swept by the entire division.

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  2. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Y'all bored?
     
  3. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Note to self, invest heavily in Hurricane Breweries and some cheap Canadian Scotch distilleries..Dolphins fans gonna dolfan
     
  4. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    So what you are saying is I should pick the Redskins in a survival league?

    I have lost first week every year but one. Which I lasted two weeks.
     
  5. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    2-14 and yet we still don't get the #1 pick knowing our luck
     
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  6. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Well that pessimism reverse jinx worked really really really well for Ed O'Neill ..... Sofia Vergara ? yeah let's go for that :)
     
  7. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Cam Wake will possess a small dong this season.
     
  8. ExplosionsInDaSky

    ExplosionsInDaSky Well-Known Member

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    Gonna stay far away from this topic.
     

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