Official ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Live Draft Here)

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  1. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    With the 7th pick of the 5th round Ronnie Brown's Town has selected Finswin56, Middle Linebacker, University of Florida

    Well this pick was pretty much a no brainer. Finswin is a fiery leader and overcomes his speed deficiencies with great preparation. He is exactly what you want your middle linebacker to be as he fits the Zach Thomas mold of a middle linebacker. He will be an outstanding addition to this team.
     
  2. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash decide to take Pagan, WR. Pagan is the king of the Ladies Lounge, which is something you want in a stud news-making WR. A take-no-prisoners, wild, fierce, yet talented man. You just know he'll bring the intensity on the field and nab everything thrown at him. Plus, we'll just get him posting pics of scantily clad women in the opposing team's lockers and before you know it, they'll be stuck in their locker-room and be forced to forfeit (except for Samphin's team for some reason).
     
  3. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    To fulfill yet another badass requirement, this time in the secondary, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash selects HardKoreXXX, FS. Again, we love his attitude and he will bring wonders to the locker-room with his humor. He hits as hard as his jokes and he'll put the fear in many a WR (you just know he'll salivate at "defending" finsgirlie). That'll make him perfect as a safety. The name says it all, hardcore.
     
  4. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    with the 2nd pick in the 6th round Ronnie Brown's Town selects: Infiltrateib, CB, Shut U Down

    With their first 5 picks Ronnie Brown's Town has targeted premium positions and that trend has continued. Filling the last premium position with this shut down corner, they also filled a few other needs. While other teams draft posters who post pictures, Ronnie Brown's Town drafted a guy who can get the girls in those pictures! Yeah, thats right, this recent Luxury Box addition is a prime time player on and off the field! :beer:
     
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  5. alen1

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    Nowadays there are many players who lack motivation and desire to be at the top of their occupation. There are the Jimmy Williiams' and the Tommy Kelly's. This man fears no one. Fights until the end, with his endless counters of opponents posts on ThePhins.com. Many say hes a negative guy but what he states is not negative, its straight talk. Tells it how it is and many don't like that. This man is genius who can compete with any opponent in any aspect of the forums.

    On the football field, he is a monster. He uses his knowledge to his advantage, making game breaking audibles and using tactics that no other man can compare to. He was a superstar in high school as a unstoppable Defensive Tackle and will continue to give hell to anyone who steps in his path.

    And now, with the third pick in the sixth round, the Mexico City Hooligans select...

    Desides, DT, Knowledge U

    Touted as: Joe Greene
     
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  6. Whitedolphin54

    Whitedolphin54 From the land of legends Luxury Box

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    With the fourth pick of the 6th round The Misfitz pick femalefinfan TE out of Philadelphia “Textiles” Uni.

    This girl just wants to produce and be part of the team. Known as Firm Buttocks at College she broke all records in receiving, catching 76 passes for 1254 yards and 12 TD’s in her final year. Her QB in college Tweed Cotton said I loved tossing my balls to her, and she was really great at grabbing them.

    A lot lighter than people would expect out of a TE, she has great speed and agility as well as good vision to beat her man 9 times out of 10, which gives us a great advantage if we want to run or pass the ball. Known to beat LB’s and Safety’s alike with great ease, more and more teams are using a third CB to cover her.


    One DB in Training camp was noted as saying “all the guys think she is great“. He had noticed that all the guys were running nearly twice as fast in practice trying to catch her.

    But don’t be fooled by those looks. Jen is currently up in court for the third time in her career for allegedly attacking and being charged for Grevious Bodily Harm on opposing LB’s and DB’s.
     
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  7. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    The People That Matter have solidified their prominent skill positions on offense. It's now time to give them some help. With this pick, Gotham City selects their offensive left tackle. This poster is skilled in his technique. He will explore all methods of attack, and exploit his opponent by shear force and knowledge of the game. He has benched over 1500 posts, and has never given up a sack. He stands at a massive 7' 4", and weighs in at a colossal 398 lbs. His nickname is 'He did it', because many players often wake from comas asking, "How did that happen?". The reply, he did it. Don't challenge this beast, he will eat your lunch while he grooms his armpit hair. His arms have been mistaken for the infamous giant oak tree. That led to his former nickname, Oakwood. But that faded due to confusion with his former gang.

    To sum this up, The People That Matter of Gotham City select...

    Paul_13 - LT - Academy for the Physically Gifted Soldiers of Earth
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    Welcome aboard Paul. Your contract will be performance based. If you give up 0 sacks, and we rush for 2,500 yards, you'll be receiving a $300million yacht, and a lifetime supply of Captain Crunch and immigrant sex slaves. If you suck, well, just don't suck; or no money or sex for you.
     
  8. alen1

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    There have been many Running Backs to come out of Penn State. Normally, there would be a succession right?.....right? Yeah not so much with these boys. They have been colossal busts other than the one and only Larry Johnson. This Running Back is somewhat from the same area as the boys out of Penn State. He has been productive in college, topping 2347 posts on only 582 thanks. He has the same running style as Barry Sanders, running north and south, literally. Many believe he is an outstanding blend of Walter Payton, Marshall Faulk, Ricky Williams, Joe Namath, Barry Sanders and Walter Payton. He has great vision and great cut-back ability that can only be taught by his former coach Big Dog. He was part of the GridIron Gang boys who went 11-0 in their his final season. This man is .........

    Section126, RB, State Penn.

    Welcome holmes :up:
     
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  9. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select...

    texasPHINSfan, RB, University of Florida

    They don't call this guy 'Pro Bowl' for nothing and that's why he is now apart of the Angry Beavers. texasPHINSfan can make you cry as he runs over you and your eyes pop out as he jukes past you. He is definitely the prototypical runningback defined as a playmaker and a self-proclaimed ladies man. While you'll have Whoop Tooshies' FinsGirlie on the sideline, you'll see texasPHINSfan over there telling her his latest hepatitis results. This guy is a playmaker on and off the field - bar none.

    With the offense adding quarterback Celtkin and wide receiver like2god, it's even better now with the cocky running back. The Angry Beavers geared towards an offense that would talk trash on the field except our quarterback... who would yell at anyone who wasn't doing their job... And the Angry Beavers just got it. Oh and I almost forgot, still wondering how texasPHINSfan did on those hepatitis results? He passed with a B and C!

    Coach GridIronKing34 went on to say, "We're happy to have a player of texasPHINSfan caliber on here. He'll be making cuts like an emo kid on Friday night, yeah I just went there."
     
  10. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Sometimes, you have an unexpected circumstance happen, which forces you to change your pick at the very last moment. Going into this pick, I was set to take a completely different person with a completely different position in mind. But then I logged on this morning and saw the news. So with that in mind: the NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select:

    George Carlin's corpse, RG, Kawledge Youkneevusuhtee
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    Now, this may seem like a horrible thing to do and quite disrespectful, but keep in mind that Carlin was one of my entertainment heros and I do this with the utmost respect and humor in his honor. Anyhow, he is my thought process on this one. Rotting corpses are gross. And scary. No one wants to go near one and if one was dropped in front of you, chances are you are gonna back up about 5 yards or so.

    So putting him at RG to be the anchor of our running game is perfect. Defensive tackles will walk backwards in horror and disgust and open a huge runing lane for our runningback (we won' t tell him that Carlin is dead so that he doesn't freak out and refuse to run in the lane) and voila! Instant offense and we are moving the chains!

    Plus, if I ever need an extra defensive player, I can always re-animate Carlin so that he runs around looking for brains all zombie like.
     
  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Having looked over my roster, it is apparent that I am going to need STELLAR coaching out of my coordinators. I mean lets be honest here, my qb is a smiley and my right guard is a dead guy. That means that my coordinators are going to have to be EXTRA special in order to get anything out of this group of misfits and oddballs.

    So with the first pick in whatever round this is, the NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select:

    njfinfan, Defensive Coordinator, Moderatin' Tech A&M University State.

    Having experience as the Chief Moderator on TWO sites now, her defensive prowess in second to none. In order to be a great mod ( I should know seeing as how I was one for a glorious three weeks before being fired...twice), you have to think defensively. You have to anticapte what the offenders are going to do, before they do it and know when to DROP THE HAMMER on them.

    Mary has been doing that for years and with her vision and instincts, she will be able to mold this defense (which so far consists of me and Shawn Wooden) into a monster it is destined to be.

    and if she doesn't, then she will be fired...twice. HA!
     
  12. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select...

    byroan, CB, North Carolina

    byroan, the self proclaimed 'king', is one of the top cornerback prospects in ThePhins.com draft and no one has any idea why his stock fell so much as of late. Could it be the fact that he refers himself as "King Byroan"? It very well could be, but that does not deny his true shutdown skills. He's a very technically sound player with knowledge about the game and much more.

    byroan will look to capitalize the secondary with Stitches as they plan on putting fear in quarterbacks eyes. byroan is a leader on and off the field, as he spends time moderating ThePhins.com as well. He knows how to anticipate an offensive moves made by the opponent and exactly how to read exactly what the quarterback is about to do.

    Coach GridIronKing34 went on to say, "We're happy to have this guy here. I've heard that he's pretty unhappy that his stock fell this much and he's out to make a mockery of anyone who passed on him on the field. Coaches beware, this kid is on a mission!"
     
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  13. alen1

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    With the third pick in the seventh round, the Mexico City Hooligans select......

    Freestyle, FS, U of Hawaii

    Freestyle is a great member of ThePhins who contributes when he can. If you don't know him, go meet him. Great character. He's big time prospect coming out of UCLA. He is known on the streets as an fierce competitor who will never give up on a play. He delivers on Sundays with incredible, bone crushing hits that leave opponents aching years later. He's got the hands of Paul Krause, tackling ability of Junior Seau and vision of an Ed Reed. He stands at 6'3, 225 lbs and he runs a 4.4 forty to go along with a 49" vertical. Those amazing measurables make it difficult for Quarterbacks to do anything his way.​
     
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  14. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    This next pick is a no brainer. He lives in the real Gotham City. His has a Batman sig. He is a Super Moderator. He also recently became (just now) a linebacker. He has a nose for the ball, and is known to 'Devour' opponents. He will play as a MLB behind FinNasty. These two will be ending dreams of wannabe runners for the next decade.

    To get to the point, The People That Matter of Gotham City select...

    Jt0323 - MLB - University of Run Stuffers
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    Welcome to the team Jt. Your contract is being emailed to you right now. Please sign it with blood. You'll be receiving a copy of Shinedown's new album, The Sound of Madness, with your new deal. You'll also get some hefty cash, and some stolen DVD players. Just be sure to etch out the SN's. I don't want any feds sniffing around here because you can't handle your business.

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  15. Whitedolphin54

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    With the 5th pick of round 7 The Misfitz pick

    DOLPHAN1 OLB 6’ 2’’ 248 LBS Penn State

    Kelly grew up thinking he would be a musician with a rock band, but it wasn’t to be. Although he is still known to pluck the strings of a guitar every once in a while, it is on the football field where this guy comes into his own. This guy is an athlete, who abuses his body with reckless abandon in an attempt to get to the opposing teams ball carrier.

    His first coach at high school said he would never make it as a pro. This hurt Kelly, and left him in a state of distrust when it came to future coaches. In fact it made him paranoid, and just more determined to succeed.

    Ozzy Osbourne, a long time friend of Kelly’s said “I love this man, on and off the field. Hell when I was with Black Sabbath we even named two of our songs after this mighty fine Linebacker. Now let me think, yeah they were Iron man and Psycho Man ” Never a truer word spoken Ozzy. This boy roams the backfield like a time bomb waiting to go off. Some people liken DOLPHAN 1 to the great Lawrence Taylor, but I think him to be more of a cross between Dick Butkus and Doug Atkins.

    Welcome to the team Kelly :hi5:
     
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  16. SICK

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    There comes a time in a coaches life, where he can’t get everything done that is asked of him. I have had a “disappearance” of sorts from the draft board recently, now I know some other participants are wetting they’re collective panties because a pick hasn’t been sent in yet. So let me speed this up so no other girls don’t get a menstrual cycle earlier than expected (griddles)

    With the (whatever number it is) pick of the (I don’t know the round because of all the trades) the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers select Running back out of U of Miami………


    KiNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This guy is fast, this guy is mean….this guy loves South Florida. So it made perfect sense for the pick right?! RIGHT! Also because of his avatar’s in the past……I have every right to believe he’s a black guy, with the MOR being black also (Kind’ve) that would make 2 for my team…..and as everyone knows that played the football game with C2C in fort Lauderdale……stacking a team with black guys…..if anything else not a guarantee win, at least its guaranteed to make people think….we will win every time, and probably talk S**T in the process…….So the Sick Faulkers not only pick a great, fast player…..but we also pick a black person, who will tear anyone apart (I hope)

    Besides….there are no white running backs in the NFL anyways Right?

    What?!

    Sam picks a dead guy…..and I get all these “looks” cause I picked a black guy and am proud of it?!?!

    **** YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

    Someone else is on the clock now……get off my ***!!!
     
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  17. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    With the 7th pick of the 7th round Ronnie Brown's Town has selected DonShula84, WR, Not Sure What U

    Generally speaking the GM of Ronnie Brown's Town doesnt like taking WR's so early in the draft but availability of this home run threat made this pick easy. A long time friend of the program, Sporty Don, has proven his knowledge of the game time and time again over the last 6 or 7 years. With dynamic speed, good hands, and precise route running this dude game is right on target. Welcome to the team champ. :hi5:

    NFL Comparison: Marvin Harrison/Torry Holt
     
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  18. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    With players getting nabbed left and right from the draft board, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash's Coach/GM had to undergo a mad scramble. In addition, to remove the Curse of the Majpain that has plagued our draft boards, I have removed Ohio State University from my list of medical schools that I will be applying to, thus saving $250. Sp without further adieu, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash selects WharfRat, NT/DT, US Army/Ohio State. WharfRat is someone who can really push the pile and lay down the wood. As an admin, he's also very experienced at being the anchor of any team. We expect he'll work well with DC FFIC. As a former member of the Army, you know he will be fit and tough as nails, perfect traits for a run-stuffing, pile-moving, QB-drilling DT. Only thing now is to get him fattened up so we'll just raid Griddles' fridge.
     
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  19. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    With the next pick, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash pick Sethdaddy8, LT, Fuggehdabouddit University and Rutgers. A pretty funny guy and a real gamer but knows to perform when it matters. He's ready for game day. He's in darn good shape for his age. Loves fighting so you know he'll be more than willing to mix it up with defensive linemen and you want that pugilistic attitude in your LT. Should be a great cornerstone for our offensive line and hopefully he'll protect Clumpy's behind because we need that damn Bills fan to crunch numbers in clutch situations. Now we can only hope the people we have tabbed on our draft board for our next picks stay there...
     
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  20. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    with the 2nd pick in the 8th round Ronnie Brown's town selects: Infinsible, RT, Iwillban U

    This bulldozer of an admin loves to load up and punish offenders in the running game but hes a more then capable pass blocker as well with good footwork and brute strength. His experience at the position is a major plus. He has solid mobility in the running game as hes able to get to the second and third levels. This late we felt him to be an outstanding value pick.
     
  21. Bpk

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    As acting assistant General Manager, I have been empowered by Alen1 to submit the next pick for the Mexico City Hooligans Squad!

    This prospect is known for his high-character and never-say-die optimism. When the Commish reads the pick you'll say "How is this guy still on the board at this point??" and we don't mean message board. He weighs in at a mean, not totally lean 2400+ posts (only 1100 reported to mods), and a creepy-*** posse from Xerxes' tent in "The 300".

    His cerebral, relaxed approach to posts carries over to the gridiron, where he is slated to play Outside Linebacker. A true, mean, nasty Hooligan in the tradition of other Hooligans who were nasty, mean and true. He'll take your shoes off and beat you on the clavicle with them! Draftniks know him as the legendary Linebacker from "F.U." U.

    A man who once insisted a house move out of his way. Who pushed on the outside wall for three hours attempting to tip the uncooperative domicile. He failed, of course, because it was a house and they're big and stuff. But the attempt won him a place in our usually frosty hearts!

    This cretin's accomplishments include two sacks of his own grandmother, plus innumerable violent hits on elderly hospital patients in his spare time! This is an athlete so thoroughly intimidating that when Kimbo Slice has a nightmare, it's about THIS guy.

    Yes, The Mexico City Hooligan Squad proudly selects it's next fearsome carnivore:

    PhinsRock, OLB, "F.U." U

    Projected to be the next: Death Row Inmate
     
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    unifiedtheory is the Misfitz next pick. The Bo Jackson of the Posters board, UT is a duel sports player. Not baseball though. UT's second sport is Ice Hockey where he performs week in and week out for the Vancouver Whitecaps. Weighing in at 205 lbs and 5' 11'' in height UT is my other CB. Known as the Canadian Colossus to his friends, UT was an all American in his senior year nabbing 12 Interceptions and returning 2 for TD's (would have been 16 if it weren't for his long hair getting in his eyes) :lol:.

    Wondering why I chose him. Well i'm a sucker for a girl wearing glasses, and Michelle said she wont sleep--I mean speak to me ever again if I didn't give him a mention.

    unifiedtheory --CB--out of British Columbia, if they have a Uni.
     
  23. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    The next person that matters has been compared to NBA All-Star Dwight Howard of the USA Men's Basketball Team and the Orlando Magic. His physical structure is similar to Howard's, as well as his dominance in the game. This poster has held down the LE position for the West Carolina Ninja-Cats for the past 4 years. He has accumulated 1,571 tackles in only 3 months at thePhins. He has also thanked the quarterback an amazing 527 times.

    With great honor, the People That Matter of Gotham City are proud to select...

    RonnieBrownTown - DE - West Carolina University
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    Welcome to the team RonnieBrownTown. Your presence on this defense will be felt for many years to come. (Or until we do this again next year) Standing at 6'8", I expect you to get your arms on a lot of passes. I'll be including incentives for QB sacks, runs stopped for a loss, and deflected passes to your contract. I expect your rookie salary to be somewhere in the $75 million range. Congrats on mattering!!! :D

    NFL Comparison: Reggie White and Julius Peppers combined
     
  24. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    On behalf of the Greatest Coach ever to grace this thread, (sorry cant say forum, that belongs to FiTM) via text messages, the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers select yet another late round steal: Outside LB from "Great Barrier Reef University"

    Coral Reefer. More on this pick to come later from the coach.
     
  25. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers are proud to select...

    King Felix, SS, Ridgemont High


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    King Felix is known as a laid back guy who just needs some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine. So what did we do? We brought in some of lucky's homegrown "product", a surfboard from California's finest surf shop, and an Angry Beavers jersey with King Felix's name on it and he was hooked. King Felix is well known for his meditating actions and that's exactly why we brought him in. King Felix is so baked and out of this world, he doesn't even know he's around. So where is he going to play? He's going to guard the run and the pass at the strong safety position.

    It's widely known that strong safeties are known for punishing hits and that's what King Felix does. He punishes running backs and wide receivers with his devastating hits. King Felix is always buzzed so he doesn't feel pain... Therefore he has no intentions of holding back. This 5'7", 145 pound maniac will destroy you if you decide to get in his path. Don't fool him with his on-field antics though, he is well known for partying and having fun off the field. When he says, "Hey bud, let's party!" he really means it.

    Coach GridIronKing34 went on to say, "We brought in King Felix because he's a good kid and has good intentions. Sure he likes to smoke the reefer now and then, but being I'm commissioner, I can let the suspensions slide for my own players. I have contacted King Felix and he is hot-boxing his way to Niagara Falls."
     
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  26. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    There is controversy with every type of draft, be it an NFL draft ad draft to send young kids to war or even the breezy, up the skirt kind of draft. And so far, this poster draft has been no different. There have been some "suspect" picks and reaches throughout this process.

    But seemingly nothing raised the ire as much as me picking a dead guy to be my right guard. To the point where other coaches openly admonished and questioned my reasoning and logic. The last thing I want is people thinking I am not taking this seriously or somehow not giving my best and disrespecting my fellow posters.

    Therefore I gave the the opportunity to whitedolphin54 to select my next pick. No arguments, no conditions, no limits. I think you will find that after studying the makeup of my roster, that the person whitedolphin54 selected for my team will fit right in because:

    The NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select: MikeO, Offensive Coordinator, Spawn of Satan

    Now, I can say without question, that his position of Offensive Coordinator is perfect for King of Dissension. Afterall, nobody in the history of posterdom has offended more people and put more people on the defensive than MikeO (well...except maybe CKparrothead, but he was taken already).

    MikeO's pre-emptive strikes and lobbing of insults towards unprovoked posters have long been the norm for him. Much like how his offensive gameplan will become the norm for scoring touchdowns and putting points on the board.

    Combined the our defensive guru njfinfan, I now believe I have the bestest coordinators on my team and under my thumb.

    Thanks to whitedolphin54 for the help and welcome to the team Mike!

    Samphin is on the clock.
     
  27. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    God I am tired and really don't feel like doing this write now. LEts see...gonna point and click and hope that this person isn't drafted yet because I really don't want to think or have to do research.

    The NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select: IlPhinfan88, WR, Dodger Blue State

    Hmmm, don't really want to do this (have I mentioned this already?) but he is a wideout because the number 88 is in his name. Plus, he is tremendous with his photoshop work and creativity is something you need with a wideout.

    On top of that, he is a Dodgers fan so I know he is a smart man. That is all. Now please take your time as I rest up fro my injuries and sleep until August.
     
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  28. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select...

    opfinistic, LB, Mother Goose Preschool

    So he's only four, big deal.... So what if he plays next to lucky...

    Oh crap.. what did I just do?

    opfinistic is the four year old wonder boy who is well known for his witty humor and his ability to comprehend information faster than most 8 year olds.... This is why he perfect for the MLB position. opfinistic will be able to run under the defenders legs (yes even Sethdaddys) while they just look down in amazement seeing this toddler run. He has no fear in taking down the quarterback or even the running back.

    Sure putting him next to lucky may have been a bad idea, but after our two linebackers go out to see Wall-E and share some popcorn, I'm sure things will turn out just fine. The linebacker combination of little big man and little man will destroy the competition. Let's just hope that lucky is a good role model............

    Coach GridIronKing34 went on to say, "Well, first off.. What kind of offensive lineman is gonna wanna jack a kid? Samphin plays defense so we don't have to worry about anyone that would. He'll be able to run under you, somersault around you, or even kick you in the shin. Have no fears though, this kid will be a force to be reckoned with..."
     
  29. SICK

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    Alright……I’m up again, to add to my already stacked team. This person and I haven’t always seen eye to eye…..but I get his point most of the time, and hes a smart person…and also he has a badass avatar that would either scare the piss out of someone….or make them think he’s a big dweeb. Regardless, it has effect on people…But regardless of all that BS….i need a damn offensive coordinator……so I am picking one now, hopefully this guy can draw up some plays for a quarterback in a wheel chair, a half black wide receiver and a black running back…because not many people can, and as long as he doesn’t have our team “failing forward fast” then we should be in good shape....so without anymore delay…..the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers select out of “Smart *** U”

    Dol-fan Dupree!!!!!!!!!! Offensive Coordinator!!!!

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  30. GISH

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    For the next selection, there will be a celebrity endorsement. Jack Black has contacted me with vital information concerning the People That Matter. We met for lunch and then smoked a bowl from the bong of destiny, then went to watch Kung Fu Panda while blazed out of our minds. After he got done raving over his own movie, he slapped me with much haste. I was shocked at first, but then I realized I was dealing with Jack frickin Black. He told me to draft 'the one with unrivaled one-ness'. I knelt before his feet and begged that he guide me to find his chosen disciple. He instructed me to enter the cave of wisdom, and consume exactly 17 Reese's peanut butter cups. He said to then take a nap, and the chosen one would appear in my dreams as a giant devil-goat with the staff of a wizard. Sure enough, after passing out into a sugar coma, the prophecy was fulfilled. The devil-goat approached me and revealed it's identity as none other than....

    The People That Matter of Gotham City are humbly privileged to select...

    Finascious D - OLB - School of Rock
    Not a guru, but a goombah
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    Welcome to the crew Finascious D. Let your great wisdom and courage guide you. Jack Black is counting on you to carry out his legacy. The price of failure is death. The reward for success is life. No money, but at least you aren't in a box, six feet deep. Now put on your gear and go knock the FUNK out of somebody!!!
     
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    To some this may have come as a shock. But the Misfitz number one rated QB on their draft board is still available, and they feel they cant wait any longer, as there could be a danger of losing this highly touted QB. This team intends on playing cerebral offense, as well as using intuition and instincts to plunder. In Hollifinfan we see all those traits and more. Known for her intelligence and communication skills, the Misfitz pick

    Hollifinfan -- QB --- Stones Throw from stadium Uni
     
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    With the sixth overall pick in the ninth round, the Mexico City Hooligans select Pocoloco, OC, Irule U

    Keyshawn Johnson (Hooligans GM):The Hooligans finally got their Offensive Coordinator Mel. I can't wait to show him around the facility and teach him EVERYTHING I know.

    Mel Kiper Jr.: *points at the camera with his pen* Ah man, an unbelievable mind that Pocoloco is. I'm surprised that he has slipped this far, I had him all the way up in the 2nd round in the 5 to 8 range. Pocoloco is an outstanding play caller who knows his mismatches and uses them effectively. He is part of Bill Parcells coaching tree. Worked with the Los Angeles Rams as a scout and build up his reputation from there. The man certainly knows how to execute on the field and will get it done for the Hooligans.

    *The cast turns their attention to Chris Mortensen*

    Mort Report with Chris Mortensen

    Kiper: Hello Mort, what do you have in store for us?

    Mortensen: The Hooligans have fired Keyshawn Johnson from his managerial duties. Alen will replace him in the mean time. That'll be all, thank you Mel.

    Mel: Thank you Mort for that. Keyshawn, how do you feel about this?

    *Johnson walks off the set in shame*
     
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  33. Boik14

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    With the 7th pick in the 9th round Ronnie Brown's Town selects: Raphael DC Whoop U

    With experience as a full time Scout for the The Phins we know Rafael knows what to look for in his players and how to coach them up. His understanding of X's and O's and overall knowledge of the game is among the best so we're excited about this addition.

    NFL Comparison: Bill Arnsparger/Bill Bellicheck
     
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    Regan has assigned me designated drafter until he returns home from the upcoming holiday.

    With their ninth round pick, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash select...

    Baxter, DE, Springfield Golf Academy...

    This All-American has the ability to play in any defensive scheme. Baxter is a prototypical DE at 6′4″, 265. Hard working, disciplined player who uses sound technique and has a non-stop motor. A true leader on the field and defensive captain. Also noted to have a great lockerroom presence.

    NFL Comparison: Aaron Kampman
     
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    With their tenth round pick, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash select...

    Ray Finkle, Kicker/Punter, Stetson University

    A Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", The first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.

    NFL Comparison: Jason Elam
     
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  36. Boik14

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    With the 2nd pick in the 10th round Ronnie Brown Town selects: Dolfan87 MLB Him > U

    Im just out of stuff to write already. :(

    NFL Comparison: Zach Thomas
     
  37. alen1

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    Boomer:The pick is in.

    Boomer:
    The Mexico City Hooligans have made their selection. Lets hear what they have to say...

    NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell:With the third pick in the eleventh round, the Mexico City Hooligans
    select...

    Adamprez2003, QB Coach, ILove U Matt Ryan.

    Todd McShay: Adamprez2003 is a great mind that hails from Lombardi's coaching tree. He has selected many franchise QB's over the years and they all have panned out including Indianapolis' own Peyton Manning. Adam will be a QB coach and will further develop Phunwin's knowledge and skills. Adam will also be calling some plays for the Hooligans. Many NFL GM's and coaches have praised Adam for his knowledge of the game and many predict he will one day become a coach. An absolute steal for the Hooligans.
     
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    Known to his friends as "Speedy Gonzalez" this WR made heads turn when in a pro celebrity event, he left Teddy Gin a whole meter behind him in a 40 yard dash. Built like a LB he runs like a gazelle with that great leaping ability that determines the difference between good and great WR's.

    Weighing in at 210 lbs and being 6' 1" tall, the Compton Misfitz select

    "The Mexican Meteorite"

    TotoreMexico WR

    Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico
     
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  39. GISH

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    With only one offensive lineman drafted so far. It's time to go big. No, I mean REAL BIG. I can't believe this next poster is still available. He stands at a towering 8 feet tall, and weighs in at 1,400 lbs.

    The People That Matter of Gotham City select....

    HULKFish - C - Smash U
    Phins Mightiest Superhero
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    Welcome to the team HULK. You will not be required to attend OTA's, mini-camp, training camp, or practice of any kind. Just show up on Sundays and SMASH, SMASH, SMASH. You will be paid by how many opponents you place on IR.
     
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  40. SICK

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    after 'the comic book guy' from the simpsons finished his pick....that put me on the clock...again...i know I have been slower than griddles making sense during a conversation with a women.....so for that I apologize....with my next pick....the palm beach sick faulkers are selecting someone with a chip on his shoulder....someone with something to prove...hes pissed he hasn't been picked....so I am more than happy to accomidate the newest member of my team....

    Silverphin TE.....Sterling University!!!!!
     

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