What No B-52s Ride!!! This Is Outrageous!!!

 

I want a "Flock of Seagulls" Dog to go along with my "Bangles" soda. :up:

 

I saw an article about this park in the paper this morning. It looks pretty sweet.

 

Yes, Yes and Yes! I am so on board. Granted, it looks a little cheesy, but how could you not love a Led Zeppelin rollercoaster??!? :thumbup:

 

will there be a greatful dead fun house?

 

Will there be an REO Speed Wagon?

 

:sidelol::up:

 

or the buddy holly flight experience

 

How about the 'Mama Cass Sandwich's' snackbar.

 

ozzys cave tours?

 

They should have a motley crue alcohol injection bar.......

 

Do they have carnival games?

Like a Kurt Cobain shooting gallery?

 

That one makes me sad :(

But the Sonny Bono Ski Ride :up:

 

...or a Grand Funk Railroad?

 

:sidelol::sidelol: i hate that guy!

 

I must ask you to take that back Sir :angry:

Just because Cobain and others like him put Pagan and his friends out of work in the late 80's doesnt mean I will sit here and allow you to mock a beloved front-man of my favorite childhood group :no:

















j/k Pagan :wink2:

 

i hope they sell kansas brand angel dust in the wind.......

 

Just keep me out of the Iron Maiden. Pointy!

 

I'll bet the water will taste...Metallica.

 

I'll just stay on the Moody Blues trip all day.

 

I wanna hit the Purple Haze.

 

Damn it. All the good Rock and Roll puns are already taken.

Is this the new park they are building in Myrtle Beach or are there going to be more than one of these? I wonder what it will do to the property value down there.

 

Dont you Farkin hate it when that happens?

 

Ya gotta head north from Myrtle Beach on I-95. Exit at the Highway to Hell.

 

Dont forget to tell him when he gets off the exit on his right hand side he should see the School of Rock. Go inside and take the Stairway to Heaven, make sure you take the first stairway though, otherwise you'll be Runnin With The Devil.

 

Who said there were no more puns. Fark on! :punk:

 

Yes, sadly I dont see a revival of grunge anytime soon. Just like the punk scene of the late 70's and early 80's, it's time has come and passed.

Suprised no one made a Cinderella pun, too easy?

 

will the doors be gaurded by a sharp dressed man with a saturday night special

 

Can't wait to see the Heroin and Blow concession stands.

 

Instead of those plastic wristbands you get a spiked one for re-entry.

 

Park attendees aren't park attendees, they are called groupies.

And replacing the Fast Pass? You guessed it, blow jobs.

 

Yeah, Cinderella's Castle should be a riot.

A Quiet Riot.

.38 Special? :yes:

 

I would make a joke about instead of carnies there would be roadies but I don't think there's a big enough difference -

Carnie:


Roadie:

 

The Led Zeppelin Roller Coaster looks like fun, but I would have preferred a Bruce Springsteen themed coaster called Thunder Road.

 

:sidelol: but you're getting a Flock of Seagulls avatar from Wharf for that and the Jersey comment.