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Okay..this will be off the wall..paging JETS fans...

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by Section126, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Oct 18, 2012 #1
    Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I have been invited to a Halloween Party.

    The Host is a Jets fan.

    Me and my wife have decided to go as:

    Coach Rex Ryan and a Foot fetish model.


    I got the khaki's, the turtle neck, and the black Jets hat with pink trim.....

    I CANNOT find the black sweater vest that he uses. I have tried everywhere. Can anybody help me out?

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  2. Oct 18, 2012 #2
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Buy a pool cover, paint it black....should fit the size you are going for.
     
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  3. Oct 18, 2012 #3
    MikeHoncho

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    Wtf is a foot fetish model?
     
  4. Oct 18, 2012 #4
    Ronnie Bass

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    Your wife should simply go as a foot if you could pull that custome off.
     
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  5. Oct 18, 2012 #5
    BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    How fat are you?

    Are you going to add the scar on his throat?

    Just get a black sweater vest and print out a Jets logo and tape it on....that way you can re-use the vest without the crappy logo in the future.
     
  6. Oct 18, 2012 #6
    Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Rex isn't fat anymore. He is just pleasantly plump. "Fat" is easily pulled off.
     
  7. Oct 18, 2012 #7
    Section126

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    like...you ...don't...know.
     
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  8. Oct 18, 2012 #8
    BigDogsHunt

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    You have to add the surgery neck scar if you go plump......
     
  9. Oct 18, 2012 #9
    xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Try ebay under Mark Sanchez he has one or two up for bid that Rex left in the bedroom floor.
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    Can you bring a few of my vests back i'm running low.



    But enjoy the party it sounds like you have a great plan.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/MENS-NY-JET...pt=US_Mens_Sweats_Hoodies&hash=item3a7ad5dee7
    closest to it i find
     
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  10. Oct 18, 2012 #10
    MikeHoncho

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    Extra point attempt: bring a third person, preferably black, dressed as Amare Stoudemire in dreads carrying around an extinguisher.
     
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  11. Oct 18, 2012 #11
    firedan

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    Make sure to bring earphones to throw on the ground if something goes wrong at the party.
     
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  12. Oct 18, 2012 #12
    shula_guy

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    where ever there is a pat range withing squirting
    We want pics of this
     
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