Okay..this will be off the wall..paging JETS fans...
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I have been invited to a Halloween Party.
The Host is a Jets fan.
Me and my wife have decided to go as:
Coach Rex Ryan and a Foot fetish model.
I got the khaki's, the turtle neck, and the black Jets hat with pink trim.....
I CANNOT find the black sweater vest that he uses. I have tried everywhere. Can anybody help me out?

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Buy a pool cover, paint it black....should fit the size you are going for.
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Wtf is a foot fetish model?
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Your wife should simply go as a foot if you could pull that custome off.

How fat are you?
Are you going to add the scar on his throat?
Just get a black sweater vest and print out a Jets logo and tape it on....that way you can re-use the vest without the crappy logo in the future.
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Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
Rex isn't fat anymore. He is just pleasantly plump. "Fat" is easily pulled off.
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"Being a part of success is more important than being personally indispensable. .''...- Pat Riley
3 Yards per Carry on itunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/3-yards-per-carry-miami-dolphins/id1363764781?mt=2
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"lmeister3 wrote:
Wtf is a foot fetish model?
like...you ...don't...know.
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"Being a part of success is more important than being personally indispensable. .''...- Pat Riley
3 Yards per Carry on itunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/3-yards-per-carry-miami-dolphins/id1363764781?mt=2
3 Yards per Carry for Android:
https://threeyardspercarry.podbean.com/
"Section126 wrote:
Rex isn't fat anymore. He is just pleasantly plump. "Fat" is easily pulled off.
You have to add the surgery neck scar if you go plump......
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
"Section126 wrote:
I have been invited to a Halloween Party.
The Host is a Jets fan.
Me and my wife have decided to go as:
Coach Rex Ryan and a Foot fetish model.
I got the khaki's, the turtle neck, and the black Jets hat with pink trim.....
I CANNOT find the black sweater vest that he uses. I have tried everywhere. Can anybody help me out?
Try ebay under Mark Sanchez he has one or two up for bid that Rex left in the bedroom floor.
Can you bring a few of my vests back i'm running low.
But enjoy the party it sounds like you have a great plan.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MENS-NY-JETS-NFL-ZIP-UP-VEST-SIZE-LARGE-/251168939751?pt=US_Mens_Sweats_Hoodies&hash=item3a7ad5dee7
closest to it i find
That's why they play the games!:yes:
Extra point attempt: bring a third person, preferably black, dressed as Amare Stoudemire in dreads carrying around an extinguisher.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Make sure to bring earphones to throw on the ground if something goes wrong at the party.
We want pics of this
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