O....m.....g....
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Big ENew MemberOPhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
unluckylucianoNew Memberdamn they weren't even married yet and she tried to take them?? Well thats just not right.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
WharfRatNew MemberA friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Rather cavalier approach to finding a testicle... isn't it?
OM. Tryambakam yajamahe
Sugandhim pushti-vardhanam
Urvarukamiva bandhanan
Mrityor mukshiya mamritat
unluckylucianoNew Member"WharfRat wrote:
Rather cavalier approach to finding a testicle... isn't it?
at least he/she didn't say "wait let me show you the hidden ball trick first!"
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
WharfRatNew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
at least he/she didn't say "wait let me show you the hidden ball trick first!"
Awwww Nuts. You had to go there. :shifty:
OM. Tryambakam yajamahe
Sugandhim pushti-vardhanam
Urvarukamiva bandhanan
Mrityor mukshiya mamritat
dolphinkevNew MemberShe needed a meatball for her spaghetti.
MikeHonchosubscriberI call BS on BBC; how is that even possible (assuming dude is wearing pants)?
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Fin Dforum_veteranI think, as horrible as this was aside, it is a maneuver that requires its own name. I'm thinking we call it, "The Limey Flat Tire".
Exp: "You better treat your woman right, or she'll give you a limey flat tire."
I'm open to other suggestions.
Paganforum_veteran"WharfRat wrote:
Rather cavalier approach to finding a testicle... isn't it?
Oh those wacky English! They make everything sound so proper!
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
HardKoreXXXNew MemberSo he rejected her advances, yet still got his testicle pulled off...what kind of party was this?
*checks rates on Expedia to Liverpool*
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HardKoreXXXNew MemberMonti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
That judge has a sense of humor I see.
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HardKoreXXXNew MemberShe said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
Or had she swallowed it, about 24 hours.
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SICKforum_veterannot what he had in mind when he said he wanted to "bust a nut" i imagine
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