PERFECTVILLE: A Dol-fan's Podcast

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

Well you're a breath of fresh nostalgic air, man. You hiding CNC, Mindwarp and the rest of the crew in your basement or what?

I don't allow them internet usage.

oh good mor left the laptop open... Quick hi while he is in the bathroom.... send help.... not sure where we are/

The end of days. The end of days.

I have not be this excited in...well...ever.

My phins boner has a phins boner, right now.

Mor, remember when we were partying in Florida and we swore that women would never hold us down and we would be awesome forever?

Now we have hella kids and women hold us down and we are not awesome forever. we are just rad occasionally. :(

This is a fun surprise! HI GUYS!!!!

"NathanaelTillman wrote:

Scene SIX is up! Chris and I talk about the aptitude position players. Wide beneficiaries, running backs and tight closures. Appreciate!

Hahahaha Sam used the wrong account.

"Fin D wrote:

Hahahaha Sam used the wrong account.

Like I know what aptitude means...

"Samphin wrote:

Like I know what aptitude means...

The real question is, when coming up with the name you did and considering you spelled it wrong anyway, why not go for the brass ring and use Nathanal?

"Fin D wrote:

The real question is, when coming up with the name you did and considering you spelled it wrong anyway, why not go for the brass ring and use Nathanal?

I thought I DID spell it wrong. :(

Really enjoy the podcast. Chris and Sam work off each other really well. I anticipate that I'll listen to it all year long. Thanks guys.

Criticism: Sam should be Sam and Chris should be Chris. Sam's the potty-mouth smart-ass and Chris is the expert. In the last episode, Chris dropped some unnecessary f-bombs and it sounded weird.

Keep on keeping on!

"GARDENHEAD wrote:

Really enjoy the podcast. Chris and Sam work off each other really well. I anticipate that I'll listen to it all year long. Thanks guys.

Criticism: Sam should be Sam and Chris should be Chris. Sam's the potty-mouth smart-ass and Chris is the expert. In the last episode, Chris dropped some unnecessary f-bombs and it sounded weird.

Keep on keeping on!

I am not sure we have ever defined our roles as such, other than two fans who try to talk about the team and game as we would with other, like-minded fans.

But noted.

Chris, quit swearing so ****ing much, you *******. Be more expert like...you ****.

Also, thanks for listening Gardenhead. The show is a lot of fun to produce and put out. Lots of great feedback and ideas from the listeners.

I don't mind cursing. All I'm saying is that I like the dynamic of the straight man with the goofy dude. It's a tried and true combo and it works. Defined roles, unless they're forced, should do you well. Chris clearly has an air of authority to him and you're the clown. You're a knowledgeable clown, but still a clown. You amuse me. My advice is to run with that dynamic.

"A Knowledgeable Clown" is the name of my next comedy album. It will replace the working title of "Not Famous Enough To Hate"

"NathanaelTillman wrote:

Scene SIX is up! Chris and I talk about the aptitude position players. Wide beneficiaries, running backs and tight closures. Appreciate!

Week One PREVIEW show is up! Chris and I jump into the deep end on this one. Can Miami win in Seattle? What are the write in names for our mascot naming contest? And what member of thee forums got shouted out? Find out on this episode!

Perfectville Podcast: Week One @ Seattle

I washed my nuts this morning listening to Sam and Chris. Good show, dudes.

Thanks for the shout out. I laughed out loud with the jokes about repeating yourself. Low hanging fruit, for sure, but you hit the mark.

Episode 28 is up! Chris and I discuss the Seattle game as well as who we thought was the worst player ever from that affair. We also run down the injuries to both AFC East squads ahead of week 2, and make our ridiculous predictions for Miami vs. New England.

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/09/14/episode-28-week-2-new-england/

Episode 29 is here. Chris and I discuss the brutal loss in New England. What went wrong? What went right (if anything)? and who are the Worst Players Ever for week two? Find out on the show!

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/09/19/episode-29-week-two-game-review-new-england/

Gentlemen:

I love your show, but I stopped listening cause we suck. Its too depressing to spend more than 4 hours of brain-time a week on this pathetic team. Keep up the good work, and if your numbers are dropping, rest assured this ex-listener isn't listening because of the team's performance, not yours.

Love,
Gardenhead

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

I don't blame you. I was talking to Sam about a sister podcast we're working on doing with Perfectville and it, and my blogs are getting harder and harder to write. It's crazy how much more enjoyable the NFL is when the Dolphins are in the mix.

Alas, we soldier on. If you get bored on your next commute, Sam and I have a show that will be up tomorrow and then he and Chris will have the Titans preview up later this week.

Oh, to be relevant....

New podcast is up. Travis Wingfield and I discuss what went wrong (everything) against The Bengals last week, and how, if at all, the team fixes it. Plus, should Tannehill be traded to Chicago for Cutler? And who were the worst players ever for week 4? Find out on the show!

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/10/05/episode-32-week-4-review-cincinnati/

New podcast is up (TWO this week!) as Chris returns to discuss the Titans game, Jarvis Landry's attitude and attempts to name all of the starting QB's that have come after Marino, off the top of his head.

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/10/05/episode-33-week-five-preview-vs-tennessee-titans/

Week 6 preview is up. Plus...Chris and I discuss athlete's dongs...for reals.

This is what happens when your team is bad and you want to talk about anything other than the O-Line.

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/10/14/episode-34-week-6-vs-pittsburgh/

Another new episode! We discuss the Steelers victory and the unfortunate news about Reshad Jones.

Check it out!

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/10/17/episode-35-week-6-review-vs-pittsburgh/

Dallas Thomas: "a herpe on the blowhole of the Dolphin."

Genius.