Legal Disclaimer I no way, no how, tell you to bet accordingly. These are the drunken ramblings of a guy that doesn't know Jack Schlitzenberg.
Does it matter that JaMarcus Russell and Darren McFadden are coming back this week? I don't think it matters. Darren McFadden brings in a clipboard to take notes as the Dolphins teach him the ways of how to properly execute the Wildcat. Miami wins IMPRESSIVELY. Dolphins cover the spread. Bet big.
- Oakland @ Miami
Lions usually are king of the jungle. Detroit brings plenty of kitty litter to the game this week to clean up after themselves once again. Carolina with Delhomme slays the beast this week. Daunte reconsiders his decision about unretirement. Carolina wins by 15.
- Detroit @ Carolina
Green Bay brings plenty of boxes and sheets and sends Da Bearz packing. Aaron Rodgers passes for over 300 yards in a close game. This is one to watch. It could easily go either way, but Green Bay has too many weapons and leads the way en route to their division title.
- Chicago @ Green Bay
New Orleans has one helluva impressive passing game. Their defense stinks. On the other side of the ball, KC is improving, but they still totally suck. Drew Brees torches them for almost 400 yards & 3 TD's as the saints go marching out.
- New Orleans @ Kansas City
Usually a Bengal tiger is scary, so wtf happened to this team? I say this one is a nailbiter and Cincy brings their a-game. Still isn't enough to take out Donovan Mcnabb and Brian Westbrook. Westbrook has a hayday running all over people and gets arrested after the game for leaving the scene of an accident. Philly wins by at least 10.
- Philadelphia @ Cincinnati
FIRE THOSE CANNONS! If Peterson can get his game going, it's going to be a tough day for the Bucs. I don't see it happening as the Pirates kill the Vikes and take their booty. Close game, has to be by a field goal or so.
- Minnesota @ Tampa Bay
Whoa what a scary game this is. I think the Texans overmatch the Colts in this game, but somehow, someway Peyton Manning pulls a clutch game out of his arse and delivers a legendary 4th quarter comeback. Colts win by 7.
- Houston @ Indianapolis
Highest scoring game this week. Falcons sit atop the Horses all game long, but then the equines shake them off and make a lot of noise and stuff so the birds can't stay perched for long as the Broncos muscle out a questionable game.
- Denver @ Atlanta
Watch out! ITS A TRAP!! PSYCHE! I hate anything to do with birds, so I shoot them both out of the sky. Cardinals land on top of the Seahawks, but the flight down is beautiful to eyewitness. Cards win by 100. Damn I want some chicken now.
- Arizona @ Seattle
Battle of new head coaches. Mike Singletary yells in the face of Jim Haslett and Haslett ****s his pants. The Rams leave town and don't wanna come back.
- St. Louis @ San Francisco
Can you say Defense and I'm not talking about the Titans. Wow the Jaguars kick the Titans arse and make em look like babies. Defensive struggle, the Titans keep it close though. This is a battle of the running backs. David Garrard>Kerry Collins at this point.
- Tennessee @ Jacksonville
This is the game where the Steelers lay some serious pipe. They turn 3 rivers into 4 rivers as Philip lays down quietly. Steelers are stellar.
- San Diego @ Pittsburgh
Cowboys vs Redskins, cowboys vs indians, wtfever. The Cowboys come in with guns compared to the indians with their bows and arrows and kill them ****ing injuns. Game Over, welcome back Tony Romo and welcome to the Cowboys Roy Williams. Cowboys win in a high scoring affair once again.
- Dallas @ Washington
I just want to see the Bills lose. Big game for Brady Quinn!! All bias aside, I think the Browns have enough to get it done. Browns win by a TD.
- Cleveland @ Buffalo
Boring game. F this **** I'm leaving. Is it good that a TE is the player of the game? I'm not talking about Heap, Hello Kevin Boss. Giants win by 9.
- Baltimore @ NY Giants
Holy double vision Batman!
What a tough week to call, but I'm confident I can lose you tons of cash this week.
If you don't like my picks, give me a thanks and I will in turn give you the middle finger salute. Peace out , I got some beer to drink.
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Phinperor, CrunchTime, cnc66 and 3 others like this.
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why?
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hopefully he can do a better job than i can. i say to get ur money back work it out of his arse.
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i'm nervous about the raiders game because it's a team "we should beat" and we all know how we do against teams we "should beat" this year.
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have we lost any of them? Jets, Cardinals, Texans, & Ravens. The only one that I would have thought we would have won was the game vs the Texans. To be honest, that wasn't an 0-4 team, and it was no surprise to me that they beat us. Jets are leading our division. Cardinals are leading their division. Ravens are just bad ***. Texans aren't too shabby, just had a crappy start.
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As soon as we take out opening drive downfield, they give up.
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Nothing personal but I hope you're wrong about that comeback. :pointlol: :knucks:phinnhedd likes this.
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more thoughts. thanks.
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guys its time to stop the worries, i get a feel all you "we could lose this game" guys are just wanna make sure that if for some reason it happens, can come back with the "i told ya" thread, oakland is a dysfunctional organization, they need a lot of things goin right for them to beat us today, so freakin relax, we will win
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the last time someone said "there's no way we can lose" we almost lost. key word being 'almost'. still it was too close for comfort and I think the raidas are worse than the seahawks.
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Here are my thoughts.....
Miami v Oakland. I think we win. But I think it's closer than some are predicting. The spread is 10 and I think we win by less. Reason being, the Raiders strength on defense is stopping the pass. We'll be able to run the ball against them and control the TOP. If we do this there will be less scoring.
I like Chicago over GB and I'll take that 3.5 cushion just to be safe.
I think Atlanta wins by more than 7. The spread is 6.5.
I like Washington and that 1 point over Dallas.
I also like Buffalo -5 against Cleveland.
I agree with the rest of your predictions.
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too bad we didn't kick the crap out of the raiders, but my picks are pretty good so far.
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i have to pat myself on the back.
13 good predictions, though not point spreads but winners.
1 bad prediction, but close game in jacksonville.
1 stupid tie, philly should have pulled that one out.