Phrases you never hear together in the same sentence.

91 replies

SICKForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 02:38 PM

this state smells good

new jersey

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McLovinForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 02:46 PM

yes its my weed in the trunk
&
thank you officer.

RickyBobbyNew Member

Oct 22, 2010, 02:48 PM

"McLovin wrote:
yes its my weed in the trunk
&
thank you officer.

IDK I already did that one

McLovinForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 02:55 PM

"RickyBobby wrote:
IDK I already did that one

short term memory.. :shifty:

Frumundah FinnaticNew Member

Oct 22, 2010, 03:07 PM

"No thanks I'll pass on the beer, I dont drink anymore"

and

Joe Namath

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

King FelixSupporter

Oct 22, 2010, 03:48 PM

mod

griddles

King FelixSupporter

Oct 22, 2010, 03:49 PM

+rep

gish

Fin DForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 04:10 PM

"This chick wants to bang me"

-AND-

"cause I reminder her of her son"

BlameItOnTheHenneForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 04:13 PM

"Vernon Gholston"

"takes down the quarterback!"

JimTossForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 04:32 PM

"Criss Angel"
and
"talented"

JimTossForum Veteran

Oct 22, 2010, 04:33 PM

"Woman"
and
"President of the United States"

MikeHonchoSupporter

Oct 22, 2010, 04:59 PM

"JimToss wrote:
"Woman"
and
"President of the United States"

Yes we have. The words "blew" and "cigar" were in there. I remember.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

AbideN703New Member

Oct 22, 2010, 06:31 PM

Dan Marino....

Super Bowl Champion

:couch:

AbideN703New Member

Oct 22, 2010, 06:32 PM

Jillian Michaels....

Does not have a penis

MikeHonchoSupporter

Oct 22, 2010, 06:45 PM

"AbideN703 wrote:
Jillian Michaels....
Does not have a penis

Right now, I'm pondering whether or not Google that.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

AbideN703New Member

Oct 23, 2010, 10:49 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:
Right now, I'm pondering whether or not Google that.

She's like the broad from Seinfeld, "Two-Face". Looks great in some shades of light, hideous in others.

Phinvader BillNew Member

Oct 23, 2010, 11:48 PM

Grease

good movie

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Colorado DolfanNew Member

Oct 24, 2010, 10:26 PM

Vampires...

and

...that sparkle in the sunlight...

Oh, ****.

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake

BlameItOnTheHenneForum Veteran

Oct 24, 2010, 11:03 PM

"Gene Steratore"

and

"makes the right call"

Frumundah FinnaticNew Member

Oct 25, 2010, 03:37 PM

"Good"

and

"offciating"

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

AbideN703New Member

Oct 25, 2010, 03:46 PM

Pamela Anderson's cooter

as worn out as it may be, will not still look fantastic in the next Playboy she's in

MikeHonchoSupporter

Oct 25, 2010, 08:37 PM

There's a Pamela Anderson brand Scooter out?

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.