This is so funny in so many different ways.
....."Burress has retained a prison consultant to give him the lowdown on life in the big house. "We are consulting with an expert in the field who will address and advise us, Mr. Burress and his family, on what to expect while incarcerated, and how to use his period of confinement as productively as possible," said the attorney, Benjamin Brafman."....
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08222009/news/regionalnews/plaxicos_jailhouse_trainer_185965.htm
What do you suppose they'll talk about?....
For instance are there etiquette protocols when offered the choice of KY or Vaseline? How about if someone else drops the soap? Is it proper to retrieve it for him if he's you friend? Or do you just (literally) watch his back as he gets it himself?
Or how about this one? If you decide to engage in sex while in prison does it mean you're gay? Or does it depend on whether you're pitching or catching?
Also is it fair to assume that the so-called "expert in the field" is an ex con? How else would you get a job like that? How many years of experience does one need to be considered an "expert"?
Okay..one more question.
Which is more wierd -
1. a Prison Coach
2. a Pet Therapist
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