Aug. 20: Cambridge, Massachussets police are looking for a man who licked a woman's feet at a Whole Foods store. Willie Geist has the bizarre details. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5waWMCKSNlI"]YouTube - ZeitGeist: Police seek Whole Foods foot-licking bandit[/ame]
I never really understood the whole foot fetish thing... Maybe this nutjob thought the store was named "Whole Foots"...
Whole Feet, whilst grammatically correct didn't have the same feel... on another note, what's up with all the foot massage places springing up lately... seriously...?
Maybe he just lost his balance and fell over with his tongue out. Could happen to anyone. Too much Starbucks can effect your balance.