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Pornographic candy wrappers - with fruit?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by phineas64, Aug 28, 2009.

  1. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

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    A popular candy is causing an uproar in Europe after a flood of complaints about its packaging.

    Claims have been made that the fruit figures that appear on Haribo MAOAM sour candies are engaging in sex acts.

    A father-of-two told The Daily Mail of his disgust after spotting the fruity cartoon characters.

    Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the "pornographic" illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

    Mr Simpkins of West Yorkshire said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."

    "The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face," he said.
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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543802,00.html?test=latestnews
     
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  2. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I am hoping there are pics in the link.

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    Yes!

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  3. m ino

    m ino New Member

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    and still today we are fighting racism..i'm sure if it depicted a lime on lime scene he wouldn't have said anything.i bet a vien pops in his forehead when he see's a lemon and lime holding hands and kissing in public.:tongue2:
     
  4. opfinistic

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    And the awful suggestiveness of the cherries.....the horror!
     
  5. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    best.
    candy.
    ever.
     
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  6. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    i wonder if this guy would complain if he took his kids to the zoo and they saw monkeys doing it doggy style in a tree. you cant shield your kids from everything. if the kid see it and knows what it is, then whats the point of hiding it? chances are the kids just think they are playing.
     
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  7. B.Sebo

    B.Sebo TV Mastermind

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    Well that takes new meaning to the term "popping her cherry."
     
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  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    These sexual acts of an inter-fruity nature are disgusting. Fruit should stick to their own kind.
     
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  9. opfinistic

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    Gish! I want a sig with the Lemon Lime one! Hook a brother up!
     
  10. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    that is awesome!
     
  11. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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  12. opfinistic

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    :chuckle:

    Good deal. Thanks bro.
     
  13. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    Man, you guys are even funnier than the fruit news. :lol:

    :up::up:
     
  14. NaboCane

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw"]YouTube - Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy[/ame]
     
  15. unluckyluciano

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    a mongrol race of fruit will appear, thus diluting the gene pool.
     
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  16. m ino

    m ino New Member

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    sonic drive inn has been a long time supporter in interratial fruit marriages. they've been secretly trying to breed opposite fruits for their slushes..why hire lemons and limes when they can hire a limen,why hire cranberrys and apples when they can hire cranappleberries and to **** in thier slush.it's a conspiracy i tell ya.
     

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