I fell in love with a baseball bat, because I was drunk......

eh eh sounds about right....!!

 

I ate my brother, cause thats how I roll.

 

I danced with a stuffed animal because that's how I roll.

 

I danced with a computer because I was drunk.

 

i sang to my psychiatrist because your mom told me to.

 

I sang to a dvd player, cause that's how I roll.

 

I hugged my psychiatrist because I was drunk.

Lame.

 

Sounds like lucky's Friday night.

 

I ate a mexican because I am hot and I do what I want

 

I ate your mom because I love my family.



What?

 

I went out with an IPod because I was drunk.

 

11 - 27 - Red-ish/Pink-ish Aruba Island T-shirt :shifty:





creeeeepppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

I smacked a banana because that's how I roll.

seems legit.

 

Geez this is a family friendly site. Take that to your Pats forums.

 

you know i am not a bills fan you silly minx. :shifty:

 

I danced with my cell phone because I was high.

I don't dance, but thee rest I'd hard to argue

 

I murdered a football player because Im hot and I do what I want!

Now the question is: Which football player did I murder? Was it:
A) Mark Sanchez
B) Tom Brady
C) Ryan Fitzpatrick
D) All of the above plus the entire Jets roster, save Plaxico cause he shot himself before I could so it, because lets face it, no one likes those dirtbags anyway

 

Sounds like Lucky's Thursday night!

 

I shot a gangster because {help I'm color blind and don't know what shirt he or I was wearing! was he a crip? oh god oh god oh god}