Of course I belive in jebus -- Homer simpson If porn was outlawed on the internet, the internet would only consist of one site titled bring back the porn -- dont remember edward murrow “We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.” -"Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"-Satire VI, Juvenal ("But who guards the guards?", "But who watches the watchmen?") "The Most Dangerous Game" Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way! -- Homer simpsons
Uknown: "The best armor is to stay out of range." Uknown: "It is better to seem like a fool as opposed to opening your mouth and removing all doubt." Henry Ford: "When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." Sam Walton: "There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else."
I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain, Nirvana If you gaze for long enough into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Anything said by Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Hannibal Lecter
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be damn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. John Wayne
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." john Wayne
The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others. Don Shula It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. Harry S. Truman
Unknown: "It is no greater feat that I may be again than that I am having once been nothing". Unknown: " We don't want to be known as being great at what we do. We want to be known as the only ones that can do what we do" Socrates - "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance". Mark Twain - "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed". Dale Carnegie - "The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And put them in a book. If you don't like their rules whose would you use?"
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. Indian Proverb Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes. Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881) It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ) To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains. Mary Pettibone Poole, A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938 Epitaph on the Cenotaph of Thermopylae; Variant translations: Go, tell the Spartans, thou who passest by, That here obedient to their laws we lie. Stranger, go tell the men of Lacedaemon That we, who lie here, did as we were ordered. Stranger, bring the message to the Spartans that here we remain, obedient to their orders. Oh foreigner, tell the Lacedaemonians that here we lie, obeying those words. (simonides of ceos)
Confucius once say, "He who watches and likes the Jets ... is a FOOL!" I love this one, see who can recognize the movie. "Picture this: it's WWII and our ship is going down in the middle of the Pacific and our only hope is the short wave radio. "Tune in, Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!.
“We’re kind of out of the hurtin’ people’s feeling business right now,” Tony Sparano said this morning. “We’re getting into the real deal here.” -Tony Sparano
One of my favourites I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
"Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.".....Samuel Taylor Coleridge "Opportunities multiply as they are seized, Sun Tzu "I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it".......Jonathan Winters "Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders."...Sloan Wilson "Well ya crazy, the fall 'll probably kill ya"...Butch Cassidy "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"...Freud