Post your favorite quote(s)

Of course I belive in jebus -- Homer simpson

If porn was outlawed on the internet, the internet would only consist of one site titled bring back the porn -- dont remember

edward murrow
“We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.”

-"Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"-Satire VI, Juvenal
("But who guards the guards?", "But who watches the watchmen?")
"The Most Dangerous Game"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way! -- Homer simpsons

Uknown: "The best armor is to stay out of range."

Uknown: "It is better to seem like a fool as opposed to opening your mouth and removing all doubt."

Henry Ford: "When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."

Sam Walton: "There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else."

"I'll be your huckleberry..."

"You're a daisy if you do..."

-Doc Holliday

"I'm American honey... our names don't mean ****."

-Butch

"English Mother****er! Do you speak it?!"

-Jules

And just about any quote from Glengarry Glenross.

"The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work."
-- Vince Lombardi

You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

-Silent Bob

Some of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes. He was a trememndous writing inspiration.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment.

Lao Tzu

If I stapled these nuts to a wall... would they be walnuts?

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain, Nirvana

If you gaze for long enough into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

"DrAstroZoom wrote:

Some of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes. He was a trememndous writing inspiration.

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..they hung in the air, much the same way bricks don't

Love me some Douglas Adams

Anything said by Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Hannibal Lecter

I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be damn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.

John Wayne

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

john Wayne

RBT is the best poster we have. I love him.

opfinistic

"Every man has to believe in something... I believe I will have another beer" Bill Walker

The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.
Don Shula

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S. Truman

"jdang307 wrote:

Anything said by Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Damn, I knew there was one I forgot. Classic scene where he spins the cup on his finger.

"jdang307 wrote:

Anything said by Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

You're probably so drunk you're seeing double.

I got two guns, one for each of ya.

Unknown: "It is no greater feat that I may be again than that I am having once been nothing".

Unknown: " We don't want to be known as being great at what we do. We want to be known as the only ones that can do what we do"

Socrates - "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance".

Mark Twain - "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed".

Dale Carnegie -
"The ideas I stand for are not mine.
I borrowed them from Socrates.
I swiped them from Chesterfield.
I stole them from Jesus.
And put them in a book.
If you don't like their rules whose would you use?"

Brick Top wrote:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

Bullet Tooth Tony wrote:

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Bullet Tooth Tony wrote:

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

My favs

"unluckyluciano wrote:

If porn was outlawed on the internet, the internet would only consist of one site titled bring back the porn -- dont remember

Dr. Cox from Scrubs

jets suck!

These are some of my favorites

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love - Mother Teresa

If you’re not amazed by how Naive you were yesterday,
you’re standing still

If you’re not terrified of the next step,
your eyes are closed

If you’re standing still and your eyes are closed,
then you’re only dreaming that you’re awake.

A caged bird in a boundless sky.

-Jed McKenna

It is not that you must be free from fear. The moment you try to free yourself from fear, you create a resistance against fear. Resistance in any form doesn’t end fear. What is needed rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance is understanding fear; that means watch it; learn about it; come directly into contact with it - J. Krishnamurti

If you follow the herd you are going to step in ****. - Wayne Dyer

If you want to double your success, double your failure - Thomas Watson Sr.