Not too big of a surprise. He didn't practice all week.
Next man up. Garner at Center and Brenner at LG.

 

Does somethin smell shady?

 

Hard to say, but felt the same with Incognito being suspended following the CIN game when he sat with Neck injury...maybe he needed 4 weeks off to recover?

 

Ehh screw it, who needs OL.

 

and the beat continues.....

 

Yup. What b.s.

Suppose this time he'll be doing jagermeister and yard-glasses of beer with Incognito at a tailgate outside the stadium.

But, he's definitely too ill to play. Mysteriously, and in new ways. Soap-opera style.

 

How can any organization function like this? Props to Philbin for fielding a competitive team in the midst of all this Bs.

 

Actually, I hope he doesn't come back this season so I get to see the Dolphins attempt to invent at least 5 more semi-credible diseases, conditions and excuses.

Let the hilarity ensue.

Suggested Injury Report Excuses For Mike Pouncey (Yes, Joe, you may use these)
Tonsilitis
Appendicitis
Plantar's Wart
Dysentery
Allergy-Induced Narcolepsy
Extreme Threadworm Infestation
Dehydration
Heatstroke
Hyperhidrosis
Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (Priapism)
Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo
Toxic Public Relations Syndrome

 

....erectile dysfunction....herpes...cancer of the mouth.

 

Awesome post lol

 

Loss of smile
Mononucleosis
Elephantitis of the butt

 

oh man... What next.

We did fine without him last week... so.. we'll see what happens this weekend, against a better team.

 

You vomit a lot with either one. So yeah he could have thought it was food poisoning and it turned out to be a gallbladder issue.

 

Why do I get the feeling he won't play for us ever again?

 

If this was the case, why not shut it down and not go the "im going to try and play and put of surgery"....

 

If Cognito is in any real trouble, I don't thinkits hard to fathom that Pouncey was right beside him, considering their best friends.

 

can an op fix the name on this thread, top 5 center in the game and a so called fan can't spell his name....

 

Claw Toes
Leprosy
Flesh-Eating Bacteria
Hot Dog Fingers
Government Created Nanrobot Infection
Waking Nightmares
Podiatric Herpes (Contracted From Rex Ryan)

 

That used to drive me nuts when dolfans spelled it ZacK Thomas. Absolutely looney toons!!


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Hmmm, food poisoning?