So I am leaving this office building and I see a car parked in front of mine and a lady walking away from it and back into the her car, I walk over to my drivers side and there is a note on my window "this is not your space JERK!!", well by now the lady in the car parked in front of mine gets out and is screaming at me do I work in suite 207,I told her yes I do - I don't - and that as a matter of fact I am the president there, you screams at me more telling me I am a liar and all and finishes with "the only thing you are president of is the Jerk Society!!".
So there you have it, I am the President of the Jerk Society, all hail me.
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Crappy Tipper, TiP54, BuckeyeKing and 8 others like this.
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well...I don't know what else to say but..
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By the way..you're still okay by me, brother.
ya jerk!!!
Oh so I guess this does then beg the question.
Is it better to be jerked on or jerked off??opfinistic and Ronnie Bass like this. -
As long as you know the secret hand motions anyone can be president for a day!!!!!
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See my above post:lol:
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lmao the jerk society?
sounds like she gets flustered when she's frustrated and can't come up with anything that would really hurt a persons feelings. probably stems back to when she was younger..
you're a big.. jerk.. you.. jerk face.jetssuck likes this. -
Must be a nice Baptist gal.
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mmm baptists.
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All I could think of when she was calling me a jerk again and again was George Costanza so I left her with "Merry Christmas but I have to run now, I am off to the jerk store to do some christmas shopping."
Pretty sure that went over her head.SICK, Frumundah Finnatic, unluckyluciano and 3 others like this. -
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Not too jerky, but you have to be careful when you blur the line between jerk and *******.late again likes this. -
LOL!
That is priceless. A great insult to have thrust upon you. Almost a prideful one.
Congrats.
Think i got you beat though...I had a guy pull a gun on me for a parking space once. (My fault, I called him a drooling idiot...out came a 9 MM)
here in Miami we take our convenient parking seriously.Frumundah Finnatic, jetssuck and Ronnie Bass like this. -
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I can be President of that too.
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Good stuff
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Thats exactly what I thought of when I read this thread title
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i would have stomped the bumper off of her car.........so good job not getting arrested and all that.....your a better man than me :lol:
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LMFAO thats funny.