Put yourselves in my ugly green high heels

Miami.

 

Did you lose a bet?

 

root for a tie....and wish for everyone to get injured.....what kinda ***** fan are you?!?!

 

When the Jets and Patriots are playing, I pray that two Airplanes carrying the Red Sox and Yankees respectively crash onto the field leaving no survivors.

 

Cheer for whoever gives you the most swag...

 

i love it

 

Doesn't matter, since they're both going to finish above the Jets anyway.

 

I have that exact same dream, except Rosie and Oprah are the pilots!

 

Those planes are not leaving the runway with those two lard asses at the helm opie.

 

Way to kill a man's dream Padre.

 

That's what happens when keepin' it real goes horribly wrong opie.

 

The internet is no place for reality.

 

Id settle for Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Grace, but I guess they work as well.

 

And when you say my shoes, 124, I ain't putting on high heels.

 

Boom!

edit: will a mod PLEASE change the title to "put yourself in my high-heels"

lmao....

 

How could anybody root for the Patsies who think they are God's gift to the NFL and their owner who has the commish in his back pocket? This is a no brainer.

 

HardKore that is the funniest **** i've read in a long time. I will forever think of that when the patsies and jests play from now on.

 

Root for Chad P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NYJ screwed him, not the other way around...and also just remember your dying hatred of Brady

 

haha yessssssssssss the title of the this thread for the ****ing win !!!!!!!!!!

 

Nice try, my flat feet make that impossible.

 

you don't need swim fins do ya

 

no doubt..

 

Give me the tickets