Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Miami Dolphins .


Q: What do the Miami Dolphins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q: How do you keep a Miami Dolphin out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Miami in case of tornado?
A: To Dolphin Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Miami Dolphin with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Miami Dolphins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Miami Dolphins and 'possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. :lol::thumbup: