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Samphin and Unluckyluciano present: Thephins.com ROAST of...?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Nov 13, 2009.

The roast of...?

Poll closed Nov 17, 2009.
  1. MorWarp

    6 vote(s)
    13.3%
  2. Aqua

    9 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. Griddles

    2 vote(s)
    4.4%
  4. Opfinistic

    10 vote(s)
    22.2%
  5. Gish

    9 vote(s)
    20.0%
  6. Other

    9 vote(s)
    20.0%
  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    So, some of you may remember a while back when we roasted Big E until he was well done. It was pretty well received. Well that idea was the brainchild of a certain mexican in Tejas named unluckyluciano. Of course, the idea was improved upon and executed by me, but nonetheless, he came up with the concept for the site.

    Among some of the roasters that day were none other than Sick, Lucky, Griddles and a few others.

    Since then, we had made plans to roast MorWarp (Mor and Mindwarp), as well as Aqua, with both planned roasts falling through. So my question is this, I am roasting SOMEBODY in the near future.I just don't know who yet. So I figured I would leave it up to the fine folks of the lounge to choose.

    Keep in mind that the roastee will have to agree to this and that I will need fellow roasters to help flesh out the dais. So if you are interested in being a roaster, feel free to PM me.

    Now for the options:

    MorWarp: The graphic has been made and the notoriously gay duo themselves are insanely popular here and everywhere on the interwebz. This mishmash of cultures couple could inspire this entire board to participate if you vote for them.

    Aqua: The skinny jean wearing girlfriend troubled Washingtonian is quite active and popular on these boards as well. His rabid defense of bad fashion combined with his willingness to open himself up to all of us could provide countless material. Of course, he has dirt on all of us as well.

    Griddles: The poor bastard from Iowa has experienced life as one big roast since birth, so he may be used to the abuse already. Nonetheless, it is fun to tease the (not so) little guy for a variety of reasons. Including that hideous orange Ginn jersey he owns or what REALLY happened in New Jersey with his sink...

    Opfinistic: While some may find it uncool to kill a 5 year old dead on the internet...something about nailing this toddler to the e-cross appeals to all of us (admit it).

    Gish: The relentless rep hound has been bugging us all for quite some time now. His one redeeming quality in photoshop is counteracted by a seeming never end of weird threads, odd requests and disturbing thoughts that spew out on to the screen.

    Other: ANLGP? Pagan? Section126? Sick? Mandy? Let us know!
     
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  2. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Well I am definitely wearing the hideous orange Ginn jersey next week now... Shield your eyes, Sam...
     
  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Oh ****!
     
  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i voted gish.

    because noooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnne likes gish.
     
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  5. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    I did not even make the list
     
  6. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    You sir, are firmly in the other category! Huzzah!

    And Aqua, we were supposed to do you previously but couldn't quite button it up. You are certainly in the running.
     
  7. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    You already roasted me, dumbass.

    Nice to know it was as memorable for you as it was for me :shifty:
     
  8. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    **** i voted other and was gunna say analgap.......umm change mine to

    aqua or gish....you pick sam
     
  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    you know im down to be a roaster
     
  10. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I don't think we did. At least not officially. The only one we roasted was Eric.
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    can you just change your name to samphin already? wtf you put it in the thread title.....also......lets roast....you :shifty:
     
  12. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    I very distinctly remember you roasting me.
     
  13. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    IIRC yours was a Q&A, not a roast...I could be wrong.
     
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  14. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I like that everything is known as Samphin presents: by Borderland Wolf. I essentially created my own lousy brand. :lol:

    And I am okay to be roasted. But there are plenty of other people more interesting to roast on here first I think.

    This is correct. I have also asked a member here for an interview to go ahead and bring back that feature as well.
     
  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    ya i say aqua.

    im surprised he hasnt made a thread talking about how we were gunna roast him then broke it off with him....and he is devastated.......
     
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  16. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Sam-phin.

    SAM-PHIN.

    SAM-PHIN!

    SAM-PHIN!

    SAM-PHIN!

    SAM-PHIN!

    SAM-PHIN!

    SAM-PHIN!!!
     
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  17. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    I remember it being both and I'm never wrong :lol:
     
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  18. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    This.

    Don't feel bad man. It's kind of like getting asked to the prom by an ugly chick. Sure, you want to go to the prom, but do you really want to have to French the ugly chick later?

    Obviously my services as a roaster need some work. :pity:
     
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  19. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I voted other: Stitches... come on... don't tell me that wouldn't be classic... He's a great guy, great asset to the board, but he needs something like this... like a cop needs a visit from internal affairs every once in a while...

    if not him, make sure it's not Gish... he's too fragile and would probably quit the board (again)... on second thought...
     
  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    loosen your pants champ.....we will let the loungers decide :shifty:
     
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  21. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    heh....bring it bro! i love this ****

    i said finsgirlie looked like john kruk last time.....i cross every and any line, i expect the same in return :lol:
     
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  22. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    Kinda depends if she has a smokin' bod don't ya think?

    I voted Griddles but he gets roasted regularly anyway. So I take back that vote.:shifty: Sick would be a good target...:yes:
     
  23. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Gotta be Opie...

    He's not even really five!! I give you his "birth" picture: [​IMG]

    :pity:
     
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  24. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i was gonna suggest Nabo, but we could all just watch Silence of the Lambs and the Accused back to back instead.
     
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  25. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Yeah, I almost put Nabo but...I may have another idea for "El Creepo."
     
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  26. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    :lol:
     
  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Opie or L2G and if either of them are selected I request to be on the Dais, really all you need to do is go back to the Depths for some good material.
     
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  28. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    JEALOUS!!!

    WTF! Did the roast start already?
     
  29. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Neg'd.
     
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  30. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Over Yonder
    Racist!
     
  31. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    i voted opie and then remembered the skinny jeans. if those two are tied, im on record for recanting to aqua
     
  32. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    I vote aqua.

    Heh heh.
     
  33. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Its got to be Opie:
    1. Because I heard from Lucky it is fun picking on 5 year olds
    2. Because Opie would probably join in and roast himself since hes always had a pretty good sense of humor about stuff like this over the last few years.

    If not him, then I agree Stitches might be fun. :up:
     
  34. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I've become immune to it, really.
     
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  35. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    What if you tie in that you piss in the sink? Can there be a Tri-Roast?

    Btw who is Samphin?
     
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  36. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    How did I miss the 'E' roast? He woulda been so freakin easy!

    I vote Gish...because i actually like the crazy bastard.
     
  37. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I voted other. I think we should have a Samphin vs Unluckyluciano Last Man Standing Thunderdome Roast Off (tm) where they roast each other, and we vote who the bigger loser is.

    We could start voting now. I vote both.
     
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  38. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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  39. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Lot of good stuff in there...Of course then there was Mandy's set...
     
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  40. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Yeah, she was just mean... :pity:
     

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