Samphin and Unluckyluciano present: Thephins.com ROAST of...?
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SamphinNew MemberOPSo, some of you may remember a while back when we roasted Big E until he was well done. It was pretty well received. Well that idea was the brainchild of a certain mexican in Tejas named unluckyluciano. Of course, the idea was improved upon and executed by me, but nonetheless, he came up with the concept for the site.
Among some of the roasters that day were none other than Sick, Lucky, Griddles and a few others.
Since then, we had made plans to roast MorWarp (Mor and Mindwarp), as well as Aqua, with both planned roasts falling through. So my question is this, I am roasting SOMEBODY in the near future.I just don't know who yet. So I figured I would leave it up to the fine folks of the lounge to choose.
Keep in mind that the roastee will have to agree to this and that I will need fellow roasters to help flesh out the dais. So if you are interested in being a roaster, feel free to PM me.
Now for the options:
MorWarp: The graphic has been made and the notoriously gay duo themselves are insanely popular here and everywhere on the interwebz. This mishmash of cultures couple could inspire this entire board to participate if you vote for them.
Aqua: The skinny jean wearing girlfriend troubled Washingtonian is quite active and popular on these boards as well. His rabid defense of bad fashion combined with his willingness to open himself up to all of us could provide countless material. Of course, he has dirt on all of us as well.
Griddles: The poor bastard from Iowa has experienced life as one big roast since birth, so he may be used to the abuse already. Nonetheless, it is fun to tease the (not so) little guy for a variety of reasons. Including that hideous orange Ginn jersey he owns or what REALLY happened in New Jersey with his sink...
Opfinistic: While some may find it uncool to kill a 5 year old dead on the internet...something about nailing this toddler to the e-cross appeals to all of us (admit it).
Gish: The relentless rep hound has been bugging us all for quite some time now. His one redeeming quality in photoshop is counteracted by a seeming never end of weird threads, odd requests and disturbing thoughts that spew out on to the screen.
Other: ANLGP? Pagan? Section126? Sick? Mandy? Let us know!
GridIronKing34forum_veteranWell I am definitely wearing the hideous orange Ginn jersey next week now... Shield your eyes, Sam...
unluckylucianoNew Memberi voted gish.
because noooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnne likes gish.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
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SamphinNew Member"Skeet84 wrote:
I did not even make the list
You sir, are firmly in the other category! Huzzah!
And Aqua, we were supposed to do you previously but couldn't quite button it up. You are certainly in the running.
anlgpNew Member"Borderland Wolf wrote:
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Other: ANLGP?
You already roasted me, dumbass.
Nice to know it was as memorable for you as it was for me :shifty:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
SICKforum_veteran**** i voted other and was gunna say analgap.......umm change mine to
aqua or gish....you pick sam
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SICKforum_veteranyou know im down to be a roaster
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SamphinNew Member"anlgp wrote:
You already roasted me, dumbass.
Nice to know it was as memorable for you as it was for me :shifty:
I don't think we did. At least not officially. The only one we roasted was Eric.
SICKforum_veterancan you just change your name to samphin already? wtf you put it in the thread title.....also......lets roast....you :shifty:
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anlgpNew Member"Borderland Wolf wrote:
I don't think we did. At least not officially. The only one we roasted was Eric.
I very distinctly remember you roasting me.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
NaboCaneNew Member"anlgp wrote:
I very distinctly remember you roasting me.
IIRC yours was a Q&A, not a roast...I could be wrong.
SamphinNew Member"SICK wrote:
can you just change your name to samphin already? wtf you put it in the thread title.....also......lets roast....you :shifty:
I like that everything is known as Samphin presents: by Borderland Wolf. I essentially created my own lousy brand. :lol:
And I am okay to be roasted. But there are plenty of other people more interesting to roast on here first I think.
"NaboCane wrote:
IIRC yours was a Q&A, not a roast...I could be wrong.
This is correct. I have also asked a member here for an interview to go ahead and bring back that feature as well.
SICKforum_veteranya i say aqua.
im surprised he hasnt made a thread talking about how we were gunna roast him then broke it off with him....and he is devastated.......
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NaboCaneNew MemberSam-phin.
SAM-PHIN.
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!!!
anlgpNew Member"NaboCane wrote:
IIRC yours was a Q&A, not a roast...I could be wrong.
"Borderland Wolf wrote:
This is correct. I have also asked a member here for an interview to go ahead and bring back that feature as well.
I remember it being both and I'm never wrong :lol:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
Vengeful Odinforum_veteran"unluckyluciano wrote:
i voted gish.
because noooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnne likes gish.
This.
"Skeet84 wrote:
I did not even make the list
Don't feel bad man. It's kind of like getting asked to the prom by an ugly chick. Sure, you want to go to the prom, but do you really want to have to French the ugly chick later?
Obviously my services as a roaster need some work. :pity:
Paul 13moderatorI voted other: Stitches... come on... don't tell me that wouldn't be classic... He's a great guy, great asset to the board, but he needs something like this... like a cop needs a visit from internal affairs every once in a while...
if not him, make sure it's not Gish... he's too fragile and would probably quit the board (again)... on second thought...
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SICKforum_veteran"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
I jog every day and when I do, I think. I love it.
When I was first supposed to be roasted, I devoted that thinking time to material for me rebutal. I have since forgotten it, but I would love to be roasted then to get all you bastards back.
loosen your pants champ.....we will let the loungers decide :shifty:
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SICKforum_veteranheh....bring it bro! i love this ****
i said finsgirlie looked like john kruk last time.....i cross every and any line, i expect the same in return :lol:
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DOLPHAN1luxury_box"Vengeful Odin wrote:
This.
Don't feel bad man. It's kind of like getting asked to the prom by an ugly chick. Sure, you want to go to the prom, but do you really want to have to French the ugly chick later?
Obviously my services as a roaster need some work. :pity:
Kinda depends if she has a smokin' bod don't ya think?
I voted Griddles but he gets roasted regularly anyway. So I take back that vote.:shifty: Sick would be a good target...:yes:
Colorado DolfanNew MemberGotta be Opie...
He's not even really five!! I give you his "birth" picture: 
:pity:
Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...
...get happy.
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Sethdaddy8forum_veterani was gonna suggest Nabo, but we could all just watch Silence of the Lambs and the Accused back to back instead.
SamphinNew Member"Sethdaddy8 wrote:
i was gonna suggest Nabo, but we could all just watch Silence of the Lambs and the Accused back to back instead.
Yeah, I almost put Nabo but...I may have another idea for "El Creepo."
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