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Samphin Presents: A happy meal with HardkoreXXX

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    HardkoreXXX, the Bobby DeNiro avatared man from Florida has been a staple of www.thephins.com since the beginning. In fact he has been here since the conception of Muck's seed to Celtkin.com's fertile egg.

    Although probably short lived, he has quickly become somewhat of a legend of the lounge. Having won the Motivational Poster thread award (given to him by yours truly) with a variety of hilarious posts, He is also a solid, if not outright awesome contributor to the abomonation that is the Just To Talk thread.

    But who is he really? Is he simply a Dolphins fan with an internet connection? An internet wiseass who would wilt like a tulip in the sun if confronted in real life? Or is he something even more boring than both of those combined?

    I sat down with him over a shared bucket of Freedom Fries and was able to jot down everything that came out of his greasy hole (his mouth...perverts)

    A HAPPY MEAL WITH HARDKOREXXX

    1. Just who in the hell do you think you are?

    Damn. If this first question is any indication this is going to be one helluva tough quiz.

    2. If you could change your parents for celebrities, who would they be?
    Id make my dad Hugh Hefner (for obvious reasons) and my mom Miley Cyrus... I always thought it would be cool to have a mom younger than me.

    3. If the Dolphins folded tomorrow, which team would you root for?
    Pfffft. Horrible question. Thats like asking me what I think the best country is besides America.

    4. Who is the best actor of all time?
    I would have to say hands down Steve Gutenberg, definitely. The early stuff though before he sold out. (editor's note: The correct answer is Tom Hanks)

    5. What do you do for a living?
    I am the Director of National Accounts for a manufacturer of display cases... and I moonlight in the Sex Toy business

    6. What do you think tastes better, bbq'd lion or baked bear?
    Id have to say Bear. Maybe more of a slow roast though as I always thought baking was for Homos and the British... or do they broil stuff? Who cares...

    7. If you were trapped on an island with three posters from thephins.com, who would you choose to be there and why? (Griddles guest question)
    First person would be Finsgirlie. I don think I really need to answer why do I?
    Second person would be Pagan. Im gonna gamble and say there are musical instruments on this Hell Hole and he is just the man I want to play some cool tropical jams while Im stranded. Not to mention hes got tons of girly pics to look at (for when I get sick of Finsgirlie)
    And the last person I would want there is Lucky. For two reasons really. First, Im gonna take a guess and say theres a good chance that there are starving native cannibals on this island. Lucky probably speaks their language. Second, he'd probably make good shark repellent (they dont like the taste of Mexicans)

    8. You need to eat fast food to stay alive. Where do you go and what do you get?
    Well that dude almost died in that movie...but was only a movie...screw it, I say McDonalds. Big Macs and Oreo McFlurries everyday bro!

    9. What is the best country other than America?
    ****! I should've seen this coming. Ok If I must answer I say Cuba. They're close to Florida, they're good at baseball, and without them there's be no 'Scarface'

    10. And finally, what book are you reading right now?
    Thank You for asking. Im currently indulging in Ayn Rand's 'The Fountainhead'. Its a classic and I recommend you pick it up.
     
  2. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    :lol::lol:
     
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  3. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Booo, that wasn't my pick for interviewee!
     
  4. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει


    That's because "Big Bird" isn't a real person that I could interview.




    stupid.
     
  5. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Well this is what he has to say to you!

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    wow.....educational yet...
     
  7. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    :pity: You're off the team.

    Ok, you're back on the team. Except I think it's shark bait. Sharks like the smell of beans. :up:
     
  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Honestly Regan it was a tough choice. I probably couldve written a term paper on that question. I thought about choosing you because If we ever got attacked you could use Karate or throw a Hudoken Fireball, but Lucky's people are always better at escaping Islands and getting back to shore. Its in his blood.
     
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  9. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Dude... what about me? I make a mean omelette...
     
  10. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Prep says you toss a mean salad too.
     
  11. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Damn, it was your question as well wasn't it? It wouldve been nice of me to fit you in there huh? Sorry omelette boy :wink2:
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Werst . Visual . Evar .
     
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  13. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I never go *** to mouth. Ever.
     
  14. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I wanted to comment but for the first time in my life, my modesty got the better of me.:lol:
     
  15. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I couldn't help myself by putting a Clerks II reference in there.
     
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  16. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Can I just say I am both honored and appalled that a thread dedicated to me is discussing *** to mouth. And it only took 2 pages to get to it :hi5:
     
  17. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Yeh....great movie. Just saw part one the other night...II is ten times better. Still a good flick though. Beers, beers,beers....
     
  18. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    You can thank enforcer for that, that sick...........:pity:
     
  19. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    ayn rand is overrated fyi.
     
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  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I just knew THAT would be the one thing you critiqued :pity:
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I just want to thank you for mentioning me and not griddles or reagan, even though you knew they would cry about it. :hi5:
     
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  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so howcome hardkore got a happy meal and all I got was a coupon from dunkin donuts?
     
  23. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    because you don't deserve a happy meal
     
  24. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Remember you already have that Taco Bell discount card? Sides that coupon was good for a free small coffee when you buy at least 6 jelly donuts!
    Sheesh dont be such an ingrate bro...
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    You.
    Are.
    So.
    Right.


    You complete me :cry:
     
  26. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Ok so let see here..

    HardKore's Thread Checklist

    Mexican Jokes - Check
    Asian Joke (Street Fighter Reference) - Check
    *** to Mouth - Check
    Griddles crying because he wasn't mentioned in his own question - Check
    Lucky crying - Check
    Finsgirlie crying - TBD

    :up:
     
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  27. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    With this thread Samphin has now become one of my top 1400 favorite posters here.
     
  28. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Ok so let see here..

    HardKore's Thread Checklist

    Mexican Jokes - Check
    Asian Joke (Street Fighter Reference) - Check
    *** to Mouth - Check
    Griddles crying because he wasn't mentioned in his own question - Check
    Lucky crying - Check
    Finsgirlie crying - TBD
    Opie's Obligatory Smartass Quip - Check
     
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  29. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    number 1399???? He bumped me off?????
     
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  30. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Sorry Lucky, I didn't know you posted here.
     
  31. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    :yawn:
     
  32. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    PYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

    [​IMG]
     
  33. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Holy **** dude! I thought someone kidnapped you. Well, thats a relief.
     
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  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Dude stop lying to him.
     
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  35. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Someone just didn't tie the ropes tight enough... :shifty:

    I'm not gonna say who, but his name begins with a "u" and ends with a "nluckyluciano." :pity:
     
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  36. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    No seriously, he owes me $40
     
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  37. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    wake up faulker!
     
  38. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    get your own style!!!
     
  39. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Lucky is a master of getting out of places he's held. Mexico, prison....child support. You need a new strategy Colorado.
     
  40. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    we were talking about sick.






    stupid.
     
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