Welcome one and all to the return of the interview series! As some of you might remember, we spent a considerable amount of time last offseason getting to know a little bit more about our fellow posters. There hopes, fears wishes and regrets. In a wave of emotion that, up until that point and nary since, was unseen and bottled up. Okay so none of that really happened, but we did learn that Griddles is still weird, Sickfinfan is funnier than he has any right to be and that Unluckyluciano is, in fact, the luckiest son of a ***** alive. Seeing as how it is, once again, the offseason, I figured it was time to conduct another interview. When resurrecting a popular feature, you run the risk of failing to live up to expectations. So in order to counteract that an ensure a quality product, my job is to find someone that a: is worth interviewing, ans b: is worth listening to. Easier said than done. But after searching high and low, and turning over every rock, I was unfortunately, only able to get ANLGP to agree to an interview. Yes, the creepy, blueballed, rover faced man that we all know as "Anal Gap," has made quite a name and reputation for himself in the few short months he has been here. His rise to infamy here at www.thephins.com is eerily similar to the metoric rise of another man. A bearded fellow who taught his followers about peace, love and understanding. A man who shunned the limelight so that he could help the poor, sickly and misunderstood. That's right folks. Get ready to know a little bit more about this website's Charles Manson. I proudly present to you: A Rap with the Gap 1. Were you and Moby seperated at birth? - Moby and I were actually joined by our genitals at birth. I asked him how he felt about homosexual sex and made a gesture towards his anal gap. He became quite frightened, grabbed a razor, and separated himself from my body with no pain medications. If you're wondering why he sings funny (he does sing, right?) that's why. 2. You creep everyone out. How does that make you feel? - Great! I mean, ya know, I was kinda skeptical at first. I was self conscious and wasn't quite sure of how that would work out. Now everyone fears the next post and life is wonderful. 3. If you could only eat one type of cheese, what kind would it be and why? - Provolone. The shape, the taste. *drools* 4. You have to choose between the Dolphins winning a Super Bowl or the Flyers winning the Stanley Cup. Which do you choose? - I wasn't alive the last time either of these teams won and am a huge fan of both of them. I enjoy football in general more than hockey so I would have to say the phins. 5. What is your favorite www.thephins.com smiley? , , the one where the little fellow tries to poke the broken image and it falls on him. Those are all great. 6. Do you have any other gaps besides your anal one? - Yes. 7 to be precise. None are quite as wide or frequently used, though. 7. Who wins in a fight, Spiderman or Meteor Man? - Who the hell is meteor man? 8. Which Wayans brother is best? - Michael Jackson. He's black, he's white, he's a man, he's a woman.. he's gotta be a Wayans brother, right? I think the poor guy is dying, though. (editor's note: The correct answer is Keenan Ivory Wayans. We also would accept Kim) 9. Complete the following sentence: If I were a musical instrument, I would be a...? - Piano. 10. Other than America, what is the best country on Earth? -Any peace loving country. And I'm not even sure America tops the list. I'm American and one of the most recent thoughts I've had was wondering how America is viewed by foreigners and how the English language sounds to others who don't speak it natively.
lmfao oh no. edit: I probably won't read this thread so bash away edit edit: and i'm smart enough to know this will spill over into the rest of the forum.... edit edit edit: there's a better pic of charlie manson with a swastika tattooed on his forehead out there, you couldn't find it??
holy crap....my thoughts while opening this thread were oh, sam is putting some positive light on mr. anlgp....then i read it. how can you make yourself look even WORSE?! good lord....good....lord.....
And to think that just last evening Anal Gap was diagnosing my problems...... The bloke is mad as a hatter......
please interview vampire next and ask why he is from ohio but pretends to be from across the pond...........
BS! you started reading this thread with your pants around your ankles and your *** pressed firmly against the monitor......you knw you wanted what was coming.....
Probably your best interview yet Sam. Like Robert Plant once sang..."Many times I've wondered how much there is to know." Apparently, way too much. BTW, I'd love to know where you got that pic of anal gap.
I don't know? I didn't get to pick the questions or I would have picked different ones. I just answered what was given and tried to keep the ball rolling... And this thread is going to be like a bad car crash. You know it's bad but you still wanna look. And this is all you guys can come up with? I'll have to put all the armor back into the closet because I thought I was gonna get trashed big time. It seems to me it's safe I walk around in normal street clothes because you guys are getting soft for me edit: You know you missed me.
I was wondering the same thing. I should know better to keep my photobucket accounts seperate and to stop posting personal links around this place.
I have my ways. And the next interviewee has been chosen, by none other than ANLGP himself. As soon as that person is notified and accepts, we will have another "get to know you better" interview.
No it just takes a kid that is in 11 and he has to know a guy who wants to expand his analgap. I like the avi bro.
