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Samphin Presents: An Evening with Unluckyluciano

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Unluckyluciano. The Lounge Lizard Legend who roared onto the scene and has captured the heart's, mind's and libido's of every poster in his wake. But who is he really? The man commonly, and mistakenly known as "Lucky," is a tough nut to crack. His macho exterior is matched by none other than a gooey, sticky, soft interior that he desperately tries to cover up.

    But this reported was able to bust that nut and bite through the hard candied shell to get to those neugety nuggets of tenderness and wisdom. And with that, I present to you:

    AN EVENING WITH UNLUCKYLUCIANO

    What is your take on the recent housing market slump and how would you
    fix it?

    My take on the housing market is that the slumpicity rate is
    overlapping the current non slumpicity rate. In order to counteract
    this we must employ what I like to call luckynomics, that is we must
    take over a country and make them buy our houses........

    Since people have a hard time grasping that Dolphins fans exist
    outside of Miami, how do you cope living with Cowboy fans on a daily
    basis?

    I drink copious amounts of alcohol and frequently attend aa meetings.

    If you could be any other poster from thephins.com for a day, who
    would it be and why?

    Celtkin, so I could ban myself.

    What is the best kind of juice?
    steroids then oj simpson

    If the Dolphins folded tomorrow, which team would you root for in the
    NFL?

    the seattle seahawks, their jerseys would highlight my eyes..........i
    mean........... I like football.........

    Who is the greatest actor of all time?
    the guy who played godzilla in the rubber suit....

    Glass of wine, shot of hard liquor or a beer?
    what do wine coolers count as?

    Favorite Summer Olympic sport?
    the luge.....................man are those guys always pissed after
    they take off.......(editor's note, the Luge is a WINTER sport...but whatever)

    Least favorite Winter Olympic sport?
    the one with the brooms, it reminds me of work.

    and finally, favorite color?
    griddles rainbow pink

    Actually one last quesiton, besides thephins.com, what is the website
    you visit the most?

    www.spandexhouse.com
     
  2. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Dare I ask how this evening ended?
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    lots of screaming and kyjelly.........
     
  4. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    were you overcome with feelings of gulit, shame and regret afterwords?
     
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  5. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    This is lucky you're asking...

    He has no shame. :pity:
     
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  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You didnt use that ball-gag I sold you? Dude, THATS what its for ...
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    sold me or gave to me for christmas?
     
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  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Sold to you for Christmas :hi5:
     
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  9. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    How did I know my name would be mentioned once in this evening... :pity:
     
  10. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    You guys really are gay for each other.


    :lol:
     
  11. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Hey now... lucky and Sam are not..............

    Ah **** it, carry on....
     
  12. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Sorry, i forgot its still a secret. :shifty:
    :up:
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    says the guy who has the hots for section.....
     
  14. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    :blushing: but hes such a cute lil tuna fish...
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Lucky when is the wedding.
     
  16. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
    :pity:

    I knew there'd be no hotties in this thread. :(
     
  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Lucky looks pretty hot in a dress...

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    If a picture exists of Lucky not drinking heavily in a sundress, I haven't seen it.
     
  19. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    That's probably because this is the only one you look at. Broaden your horizons you perv.:pity:
     
  20. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Make me

    The heart wants what the heart wants
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    for the last ****ing time stop posting our honeymoon photos you bastard. :cry:
     
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  22. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    This is the last one I promise. Besides this is the only usable pic I have left, all the other ones are stuck together :shifty:
     
  23. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I feel like I clicked on PatriotPlanet.***
     
  24. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah I bet you were reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal disappointed about that......
     
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  25. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Love the tags for this thread:

    :lol:

    Doubly redundant.
     
  26. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    It's like looking in a thesaurus, huh?
     
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  27. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    +1 for spelling thesaurus correctly


    -20 for using spell check to do it.
     
  28. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    -50 for pming me asking what the book was with all the words and stuff in it.....
     
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  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    -100 for thinking it was followed by the word Rex.
     
  30. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    -1,000,000 for saying "Why you askin' me? I only read books with pictures, words just confuse me and popups turn me on".

    :pity:
     
  31. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    {{{{{GASP}}}}} :no: Do not answer this question. Samphin, please, do not answer :no:

    :tongue2:
     
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  32. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    -100 if that was directed towards me

    +1000 if it was directed towards someone else.
     
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  33. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    Oh party time ! :up:

    :sidelol:
     
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  34. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    -1,000,000,000 because you suck.
     
  35. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    It was a friendship, that became a secret......It was Brokemyass Dolphincamp
     
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  36. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    -1,000,000,001 for pointing that out
     
  37. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I win?
     
  38. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Yes you do

    [​IMG]

    ....if you want to call it that.
     
  39. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    still not as fun as l2gs 27th birthday party.
     
  40. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    I know, you were the first one to fall asleep and we got you good.

    [​IMG]
     

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