Dear Samphin, Does Santa Claus exist? if he doesnt, then i'm gonna have to murder my dad for eating all my cookies every christmass eve while growing up.
Dear Sam, One question, three parts. Two point charges a and b of both +20nC are placed 10m apart from one another. a. Find the electric field at point 1 b. Find the electric field at point 2 c. Find the electric field at point 3
only not hip.......... although they are the same height.... same transportation.......... I think you are on to something.....
Dear Sam, Question: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ******ed, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Spoiler If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Dear Samphin, Question: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then click the spoiler for the response. Spoiler Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Dear Samphin, Question: An organization that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Spoiler It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
I like guys very much, especially Mexican guys. They are the only ones who truly understand the plight of my poeople, Native Americans (Casino not Slurpee) This is a thread on a message board not an auto-biography Opie. Dont be stupid.
Good question. I, Samphin, have asked the admin on several occasions to annoit me with such abilities... still waiting for a reply. Have you seen the guy? All he has to do is stand by a door and people mistake him for a bouncer.
