for the "pow" and "shizam" of my joke....i didnt want it to fade while i looked for correct spelling on "google" it went how i wanted.....
That depends. If you are talking about your username, than sure, assuming it isn't already taken. If we are talking about your actual name, than no. I fele it would be to extreme and people would prejudge you without getting to know for certain that you are a weirdo. We probably should, but I will let it slide (see I told you I liked ya Eric!) Morals are sketchy at best. I say the only way to find out if you are morally against it or not is to do it, than see how you feel. Considering I wouldn't think about you first when I think abou this topic (which is often) I would have to say that that proves your underratedness. Or your unworthiness That depends on if the flesh/waste is yours or not... I would say human waste, which determining on which order you ate those two tings, may also contain some humae flesh as well. I watched the first 10-15 seconds where they said Sammy Davis Jr. I am not a one eyes dead black entertainer, so I assumed the rest was not about me. I do like "Sick of You" by Gwar and that crazy monster butthole thing is pretty cool. Heavy lies the head that wears the crown I suppose. But according to various comedians, you white folks have no butt, can't dance, are a bunch of liars, and are afraid of minorities. But you have jobs and us "others" would gladly trade all that other stuff to have a job.
Well Santa Clause DID exist. But he was gunned down violently after an North Pole/South Pole rap battle similar to Tupac/Biggie Smalls. Apparently, XXXANTA Claws banged Santa's wife and then shot him up with a bunch of red ryder bb's that he jacked from Santa's sleigh. XXXANTA was then gunned down by the L.A. police a year later. Assuming you tape it and he cries...yes. Well, assuming my math is correct, the electric field at point 1 is about here, while the field at point 2 is over here. So by a process of elimination, the field at point 3 is all the way over there. Gish does awesome things...sometimes. Little known fact: When the Phinzees were thunk up by yours truly, I thought about doing a Hall of Fame section that we could nominate and vote on who gets inducted. I ended up dropping the idea when I figured out that it would require me to concentrate longer than three minutes at a time. If there were one though, Opie would get my vote. Only if this is another attempt by you to try and mask your jealousy.
Hmm, considering that Sick caved in the left side of my face when we were playing football in Florida, I think I might have to say no... Ahhh screw it, I got your back buddy, we can put ice on each others wounds! I would recommend an abortion on the lady who is pregnant. 1 for 9 is only a .111 average which is terrible in any sport/activity. Clearly her bad outwieghs the good. Besides, Mozart > Beethoven. If only my vote counted I vote for myself and declare myself King...duh. My answer would have been the Dallas Cowboys football team, which also would have been right. I saw an Ostrich egg screw in a lightbulb once. But then the shrooms wore off...and I ate the egg.
Sometimes I am TOO Awesome. throbbing members I do like guys and I like them this much (----------------------) But I am not gay, if that is what you are inferring. One time I made an advice thread that was overrun by one lame poster... I think njfinfan left it in her car. We may have to break in and get it. Fair point. Enforcer has wanted to be a mod for quite some time. He may be ready. Afterall, he can't be any worse than say, Griddles, Stitches or myself ( I was fired twice!)
Can't it be both? Check the fridge If someone found themselves a Mitch Hedberg jokebook, would he then repeat all of them on a dolphins website in the lounge area? It appears to have been done, but yes, feel free to ban him twice over. I didn't ignore them. I had to go to work. I am no answering them all in the order in which they are asked. Big thanks to hardkore for filling in.
Dear Dr. Sam I found some chicks phone number i got maybe last summer or the summer before, only briefly talked to her that night, my question is should i call her or has too much time passed inbetween? i know the rule is you have to wait atleast 3 days when you first get the number but unclear if theres an "experation date". Thanks
Depends on how hot she is and how horny you are. What might be the best thign to do is to call it and act kind of confused. Chances are she won't remember you at all, so go with that. Tell her that you have this number in your phone but don't know who it is associated to. Start asking some basic questions about where you two might have possibly met and then go from there. If at anytime she starts to berate you for not calling or hints that she is in a relationship, simply scream "**** you!" into the phone and hang up.
Clearly he has tried their white kernal corn. It is to die for and I doubt anyone would be able to resist Iowa after eating said corn. Besides, he lives in Indiana...thats like the only place less cool than Iowa. Any place where is most famous resident is from a town called "French Lick," is a bottom feeder.
Considering my avatar is of Homer and my love for that show has been professed multiple times over on these forums, I have no problem admitting that that is from Homer making his own lyrics to the Flinstones theme as he is driving home from work (and he does his the chestnut tree).
I'll help a brother out on this one... "In order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Actually, wrong." Go Here: ANSWER
i'd also like to point out before someone uses their 3 er 1 question that swallows are non-migratory birds thus being impossible for them to carry 2 tropical coconuts tied with a string.
Dude, I STRONGLY recomment going back and watching the entire thing. There's even a chick spitting fire...for like that last 5 minutes of the video.. Gwartrolls with HUMONGOUS strap ons etc. This IS GWAR.. Now then. Doctor Sam, what is the Coeffiecient of Thermal Expansion Delta yeild between 6061-T6 Aluminum (.250 Thk Plate) and 304L Stainless Steel (.25 Diameter Rod)? Thanks, and once again, I will sit back and wait.....
I swallow, but I only swallow spit. I would answer your questions but, a: I was not referred to by the proper pre-approved names and, b. I only answer questions that are typed in English. Your "Frumundah tongue" does not translate.
