Why don't you retrieve the briefcase first and then punch him with that, it'd be so much more demeaning.
Havent you watched professional wrestling? the ladder makes a more satisfying sound on impact as if to say "Damn he got knocked the **** out"
Well, it IS a ladder match. Yes you could punch him in the face, moonsault him through a table, heck even dropkick him into a tunbuckle. But the only way to get his superpowers is to grab the aforementioned briefcase.
Yo Sammy, why are people so dumb? I ask because I had the pleasure of sitting through some jury duty this week. A girl was being questioned by an attorney about the presumption of innocence. Essentially the girl said the suspects must be guilty because they are here, meaning in the courtroom. Most of us couldn't help but laugh. If that isn't a detterence to not break the law I don't know what is.
Tis true that a lot of people are dumb. However, this girl was probably dismissed after her "dumb" answer and was able to go about her daily activities. You, along with your laughing cohorts, probably had to stay longer and endure the American Judicial System that much longer. So who is the dumb one? But to answer your question, people are dumb because they are not as smart as others.
Very good question. I suppose it depends on the context, subject at hand and timing. It should also carry a lot of weight and be able to illicit many different emotions and responses. I suppose when you factor all of that in, the answer is clear... BABABOOEY.
Dear Sam, I hope this hasn't already been asked... but this is some serious ****... What is the meaning of life?
Dear Sam, Did you really think you could get rid of me that easily? EDIT: Remember. Herpes. Unbanable.
If we are talking national chains, On the Border gets the nod. For local, dirty, authentic Mexican food, I would have to go with Casa Orozco. It is different for everybody. For example, the meaning of Griddles life is to entertain us all through self loathing, and punishment inflicted by others. Genghis Khan's meaning of life was to kill it dead... So you see, it is different for everyone. I didn't ban you. I believe hardkore was filling in for me at that time. However, I would have totally done the same thing so... But welcome back.
Better than asking an alcoholic INDIANAIAN the meaning of life... First off, I am not an acoholic. I have yet to go to any meanings. Second by calling me an Indian, it should be assumed that I drink heavily. Native Americans don't drink at all, Indians drink...a lot. But that aside, it is pretty much common knowledge that us Indians, know whats up (except those Sioux Indians, those guys are idiots). Why else do we have peace pipes, fire water awesome drum/fire dances and talk like Yoda? We are evolved, and others should listen to us.
It is pretty big. But self confidence happens to be a big reason for my success in the real world. In fact it is MY meaning of life (there you go Hardkore!) Of course it is Friday, which means by Friday night when I am being shut down by multiple ladies at the bar...my ego will deflate lower than the Fins win total.
Given my ties to "Young Hollywood," it is almost a prerequisite to vote for Obama. Otherwise you are blackballed from that society completely. Besides, it doesn't matter out here in California anyway. Quite frankly, I fail to see any President changing my life personally all that drastically, regardless of political affiliation.
Smart money is on zero. But I will gon out on a limb and say...two. Assuming of course, that the Super Bowl continues to be named the Super Bowl.
Dear Samphin, Can we call you Assphin? After all this time, how can there not be an Assphin? I think you need to step up. Thanks, Sethphin
Dear Samphin, Can you tell Alen to stay away from my women (he ruined my birthday party)? This pic better work to shut up opfin and l2g.
Better men have tried and they have all failed. We should all bet what he'll post next. Will it be a red X? Will it be a Tripod image? Will it actually work?
Dear Samphin, Will you help me kidnap a dolphin from sea world to be my pet? I'll name him samphin if you help.
I suppose you can. I call myself the Fanny Bandit sometimes (thanks hardkore), so assphin isn't much worse...or better. Alen should stay away from everyone's girl. In fact, Alen, just stay away from everyone, period. Sure. Sking, What you need to do is click on the lil picture icon in the poster field. Put the website into that field that pops up after ou click it, and voila! picture perfect! I am usually against kidnapping animals, but if you name it after me...sure. On a sidenote, someone please call the authorities on Gish...seriously.
