Continuing down this winding road of interviews, I have come to a rest stop. Complete with bathrooms that lack proper *** gaskets and toilet paper. As I tip toe over the ponds of urine and other body liquids that stain the cracked concrete floor of this latrine, I stumble across an odd, yet unsurprising discovery. Enforcerfin33, also known as Big E to myspace users, was huddled in the corner, slumped over and rocking back and forth. Through the mutterings of "stop it Lucky, stop it!" and "How can anyone like 98 Degrees more than N Sync?", I was able to offer the downtrodden phins poster a nice meal. Provided of course, that he opened up and answered some questions. So with that, lets get to the interview. Samphin Presents: Eating out with Enforcerfin33 1. Would you rather have a invisible *****? or a ***** that turned green and ripped outta your shorts like the hulk everytime your aroused? and why? (Sickfinfan33 guest question) First and foremost why is Sick thinking about my *****? That makes me feel very uneasy about being in the same hotel room with him. Second, invisible of course, its already Green. 2. What do you hate more? The hair on your chest or the hair on your back? The hair on my back. No where in the world is a hairy back considered sexay.Cept maybe Iowa. But look at what they have in comparison.....*cough* Griddles*cough* 3. The best QB since Dan Marino to play for the Dolphins is...? I would have to go with Zach Thomas. I mean he played Strong Safety,,,,,right? 4. If you could steal gas from any member of www.thephins.com who would it be? That would be a tough one. Common sense tells me The Mor would be a good target, I mean if someone can take his side rear view window off his car, I can syphon gas from him, besides, he's a playa, he can afford it. But then I remembered Stitches actually had someone come IN HIS CRIB and take his keys, so winner, winner, chicken dinner. 5. Rank the Jessica's in the order of hottest to nottest: Biel, Tandy, Alba, Rabbit, Simpson, and Lange Biel Alba Simpson Lange Tandy Rabbit....dude..she;s a friggin cartoon you sicko. (Remind me to show you a website where you can undress her and......uhm nevermind) 6. Pagan has a gun on you and forces you to listen to one hairband for the rest of your life, who do you choose? Ratt. Eventually my ears will bleed to death and stop the pain. 7. What is the funniest word in the English Language? Ejaculation. (editor's note: The correct answer is labia) 8. Who wins in a superfight: Batman or Superman? Superman. Eventually this krypton rock has to stop popping up, I mean its from a planet that doesnt exist for godsake! 9. The cost of beer is rising. Why is that and how do we stop it? Inflation? Make our own beer. True story I know a guy that does it, strangely he doesnt drink. 10. Give the people a magazine recommendation...? Hustler. The Beaver report is da bomb.
There is actually a funny story of me training for a marathon and a port a potty that has yet to be told, buuuuuuut I should probably wait to tell that one...
invisible man is better than any single n-sync song. except perhaps their live rendition of christopher cross' sailing.
Perhaps you should wear diapers for now on. I think God/who/whatever is trying to tell you something.
One of the worst ideas in the history of ideas. Tastes like someone mixed burritos in 1:1 alcohol/water. Perfect for lucky though.
