One of the fun things about doing these interviews is reading the responses I get to my questions. Unlucky, Griddles, Hardkore have all had me chuckle with their good natured responses. Finsane? Well, lets just say I stare at the screen befuddled. The answers seem to be nothing more than the ramblings of a certified lunatic. Nevertheless, with this edition of Samphin Presents: We delve into the disturbed mind of www.thephins.com very own supervillian. Samphin Presents: Inside the Asylum with Finsane 1. You are a dad. Would you rather have a gay son or a whore daughter? (Guest question from HardkoreXXX) Gay son. No chance me having to take care of kids. 2. Who wins in a piano showdown of death? Elton John or Billy Joel? Neither. I cant stand both, neither one deserves a FinSane endorsement. 3. The Dolphins ask you to select the new primary color for their team. What do you pick? Bright, bright, bright orange. That way, we can beat anyone thanks to our glaring unis! 4. We all know Eminem is the best. But who is the second best white rapper? Havent you picked up FinSane's "FinSane Tales from the Hood" 5. Why did you change your screenname? ThePhins.com needs a resident villian. I nominated myself. 6. You become President of the U.S.A., what is your first order of business? Legalize weed and invite Snoop & Willie Nelson, and get mightily blazed while giving my State of the Union address. 7. What is John Candy's best movie? Oh boy....Unlce Buck for sure. "Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha" 8. Besides yourself, who is your favorite www.thephins.com poster? Samphin.... Now where's my cookie you promised? 9. What is the best video game of all time? Super Mario Bros. 3 (editor's note: the correct answer is Super Mario Kart for SNES) 10. And finally, recommend an album for people to listen to? Deftones White Pony. Great stuff.
6. You become President of the U.S.A., what is your first order of business? Legalize weed and invite Snoop & Willie Nelson, and get mightily blazed while giving my State of the Union address. This little song is fitting http://youtube.com/watch?v=Iezk-z6hy9k
I am just messing with ya bro. You done good, real good. If you notice, I take a lil potshot at everyone during the intro. Except the next person...the next person could literally pick me up and throw me out of the atmosphere (who happens to be the correct answer for next best white rapper as well...).
No it didn't... But there is someone else whose interview I will post tomorrow. Perhaps your turn is after them?
