Halloween match up against The Bengals. Can Miami rebound after melting down like some sort of cheap, holiday candle? Or will they continue their losing ways? Find out here! [video=youtube;IC9_mcai5BM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9_mcai5BM[/video]
An unexpected bonus of these videos is that we can see you packing on the winter weight in almost real time. There has to be a good 25lbs difference between the preview video and this one.
You actually couldn't be further from the truth. Since the videos started, I am actually down about 10 pounds. I blame my camera person for being shorter than me and thus, filming at bad angles. Nonetheless, dad weight is a real thing, as you can see. Also, quit inspecting my body so intently, pervert. I'm quite positive I could still run circles around about 90% of the sweat hogs that meander around on these boards, you included.
YAY SAM!!! You have done what the entire Dolphins coaching staff could NOT! You actually adjusted your approach to make it easier for us to WIN this week! Thanks! (And I think you should pack on MORE weight. You look so skinny. Doesn't yiayia feed you?)
I'd eat you alive Brother. That said, dad weight happens mainly b/c you pretty much have to eat dinner etc, they eat, you eat
Wha? Jesus, Pads, just because I disregard it, doesn't mean I don't like your nonsense to make sense. Thanks to everyone for watching, it's been a fun little labor of love. Not too sure if I will continue doing these or not beyond this week. May trek on, may not. the holidays will make it harder to stay on schedule and without saying too much, other projects and comedic endeavors (i.e. Someone is paying me) will take precedent before too long. If I can figure out how to schedule this in, I will. Otherwise, I will still be rooting and cussing out our team each week, just not on camera.
I like it. That's like driving the dagger in twice to the collective whole of Cincinnati. Bengals are 0-2 vs. the 49ers in the Super Bowl...one of those was in Joe Robbie Stadium. You may have unjinxed everything, re-jinxed it, but the positive Miami juju cancels it all out - you're not the curse Sam. You're not!