George Washington. Abraham Lincoln. John Lennon. Section126. All great Americans and Patriots. All had controversial stances and surprisingly...all were Miami Heat fans. Recently, I was able to exchange racy text messages with the only one of them that is still alive (although something tells me he has had his fiar share of death threats and assassination attempts). The oft-controversial conservative PoFo favorite and defender of all things Miami, bent over, spread his cheeks and open up to me and answered some hard hitting questions. Questions that made him think. Questions that made him cry. But mainly questions thae made him question whether or not the interviewer is legally supposed to be wearing a helmet at all times. So with that said, lets get to the questions. 10 Questions with Section126 1. Who is your favorite Democratic President of all time? (TIE)...Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy. Not only do I kinda like their politics...but they both banged everything that moved. In Bubba's case...he got hummers from chubby interns. Gotta admire a man that knows how to project power for BJ's. 2. In your opinion, which Heat player (former or current) is the worst player in team history? Tooooo easy. I'm not gonna go with the obvious 12th man loser...gotta give you an actual starter or rotation player...The answer is Jamal Mashburn. HUH? Ask any Heat fan......the most talented and gifted coward in the history of the NBA. 3. Taco, Burrito, Enchilada or Empenada? Tex Mex Chili Enchiladas. Please. 4. If you had to be any other member from these boards for a day, who would you be and why? Pagan. I play a little guitar. I envy that he actually gets paid for what he does. Plus, there has to be some type of groupie love to come from it. 5. If Christmas and Thanksgiving got into a fight...which would win? Thanksgiving. Much more gangsta holiday. You eat....drink....watch bad football games..and go to bed drunk. Christmas....you empty your bank account..have a dinner after a bunch of bottles of wine..and your wife won't give you any because she is too into the whole family thing. Sensing a pattern here? 6. Finish this sentence: The thing I hate most in life is....? Marriage. I spent my single days banging every pig and hottie I could. I got married and became Celibate. 7. What is the best invention of the last 30 years? Oxyclean. It can go toe to toe with the worst underwear skid mark. 8. You are forced to grow an extra body part, what do you choose to grow and why? Finger. I use my hands ALOT. 9. I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100...which is it? 13. (editor's note: The odd part is that this is my favorite number, however I was thinking of the number nine...) 10. What do the dots from Pac-Man taste like and do they taste better than the dots from the old worm game? They absolutely taste better...since I was a kid..I always associated the Pac Man dots with M&M's. (editor's note: M&M's is incorrect. They are clearly Kix)
That was in the director's cut. Besides, you can only post so many *'s in a response before it gets cluttered...
everyone knows pac man was a symbol for americas struggle with drug use during the 70's. thats right kids, pacman was an acid dropper. stoopid.
Come on now, not Oxyclean, this is Sect we are talking about here.. He'd say "The best invention in the last 30 yrs is...myself"
