Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Five vs. Baltimore

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SamphinSamphinNew MemberOP
Oct 2, 2013, 10:55 AM

So Monday's loss was bad. Really bad. But we all knew it was coming because I predicted as such on last week's episode. How will Miami respond? Will they bounce back to beat Baltimore? Or will they limp into the bye week at 3-2? Plus...watch me eat a bird!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FolvhM4mdY

Discuss.

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Oct 2, 2013, 11:22 AM

Nice lederhosen buddy..

xphinfanxxphinfanxforum_veteran
Oct 2, 2013, 12:10 PM

Still in a mild depression here even though I didn't expect the win it hurts for some reason.

Nice to see you handle that drink like a man this week.:tongue2:

That's why they play the games!:yes:

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Oct 2, 2013, 12:32 PM

"xphinfanx wrote:

Still in a mild depression here even though I didn't expect the win it hurts for some reason.

Nice to see you handle that drink like a man this week.:tongue2:

niners at Seattle last year, crushed... ravens at Houston...crushed..

Had the saints on the edge til the end of first half, a few plays and bad emotional decisions later, blowout..

padre31padre31luxury_box
Oct 2, 2013, 01:45 PM

Sammie toned down the booze in that one.

And Sammie don't act as if you haven't had worse things than birds in ya mouff...:lol:

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Oct 2, 2013, 06:25 PM

You do realize I'm just watching this to see a man grow bigger boobs every week

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 2, 2013, 07:20 PM

Boobs equal ratings...

And shut up Bills fan. You will get yours after the bye week!

BpkBpkluxury_box
Oct 2, 2013, 08:10 PM

You drank rum and won.

Oct 2, 2013, 08:13 PM

Well at least you weren't drinking that New Orleans swill.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

BayAreaFinFanBayAreaFinFansubscriber
Oct 3, 2013, 01:00 AM

My reaction to seeing the 151 in the drink :no:

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Oct 3, 2013, 02:23 AM

"djphinfan wrote:

Nice lederhosen buddy..

I never noticed any lederhosen.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Jt0323Jt0323moderator
Oct 3, 2013, 02:51 AM

Hey Sam, how much was that flag where you got it? I want one and Ebay has it for $24, I want to know if thats a good price or not

XiidaenXiidaenluxury_box
Oct 3, 2013, 06:53 AM

I don't think the problem last week was the rum -- that was a LOT of absinthe. Chase the green fairy, not the jolly green giant!

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 3, 2013, 07:37 AM

4 and 1, 4 and 1, 4 and 1!!!

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

LimboLimboforum_veteran
Oct 3, 2013, 07:58 AM

This forum did need more Beck. Love these vids.

gunn34gunn34New Member
Oct 3, 2013, 08:06 AM

Here's to 4 and 1. :up:

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 3, 2013, 10:33 AM

"Jt0323 wrote:

Hey Sam, how much was that flag where you got it? I want one and Ebay has it for $24, I want to know if thats a good price or not

Sounds about right. I think I paid $20-$30 for it. I have a small sports store out here that gets extremely random Dolphins gear. It's where I got those squishy footballs you see in the video, or the keychain necklace thing. He had glittery Dolphins stickers too...I elected to pass on those.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Oct 3, 2013, 10:43 AM

"BayAreaFinFan wrote:

My reaction to seeing the 151 in the drink :no:

Only thing that stuff is good for is making homemade brandy from local fruit.

Jt0323Jt0323moderator
Oct 3, 2013, 05:04 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Sounds about right. I think I paid $20-$30 for it. I have a small sports store out here that gets extremely random Dolphins gear. It's where I got those squishy footballs you see in the video, or the keychain necklace thing. He had glittery Dolphins stickers too...I elected to pass on those.

Thanks man! I plan on getting one! Looks bad ass, I got a springbok one and it's sick, a dolphin one would look good next to it

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 4, 2013, 11:10 AM

"padre31 wrote:

Sammie toned down the booze in that one.

And Sammie don't act as if you haven't had worse things than birds in ya mouff...:lol:

Waaaaay too easy, Padre!

I quit hitting off a tee a while ago.

DestroyerDestroyerforum_veteran
Oct 4, 2013, 07:39 PM

Wheres the cliff notes?

The Dolphins are the softest team in the NFL. Tua hater starting 12/11/22.

Puka-headPuka-headsubscriber
Oct 6, 2013, 02:39 AM

They pissed on our field. If they EVER win on that field again every member of the team should allow Shula to slap his head. Coaches first. If Shula is gone by the time it happens they should all slap the crap out of each other. Coaches first.

I never want to see anyone injured but that kind of Ish needs to be carried out on a stretcher. Embarrass them. Shut them out. Run for 200. Take the ball away it doesn't belong to them

BUCK FALTIMORE.

Puka-headPuka-headsubscriber
Oct 6, 2013, 02:45 AM

PS is Suggs the last one on the roster? Of the urinators I mean? If so...Richie. Would you mind?

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 6, 2013, 09:37 AM

"Jt0323 wrote:

Hey Sam, how much was that flag where you got it? I want one and Ebay has it for $24, I want to know if thats a good price or not

I feel like this question is asked in everyone of your threads Samphin....

Rocky RaccoonRocky Raccoonmoderator
Oct 7, 2013, 12:09 AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say this...

May fire ants feast on your urinary tract.

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