Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Four @ New Orleans
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SamphinNew MemberOPOur boys in Aqua are undefeated and on the road (again) for a Monday night matchup against the, also undefeated, New Orleans Saints. Now, last week, due to some weird California earthquake or something, the liquid from my drink, somehow fell out of my mouth, causing me to think I had puked and inaccurately predict a loss. Sorry about those technical difficulties. :pity:
But this week is a new week. Watch and see if we remain undefeated, or if The Big Easy is anything but. Plus...boobs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqpJODNPepA
padre31luxury_boxSammie sammie sammie..just :no:
Think rum is not your friend Sammie.
Funny thing is, all the Cajuns I've met..straight Whiskey drinkers.
Bpkluxury_boxStop using rum, you beetch. You can't handle rum, clearly.
You could probably eat a ****ing caterpillar soaked in mezcal with a gin chaser, but rum is no bueno for you.
I hope we win despite your gut. I mean stomach.
p.s. I will treat you nicer when you predict a win. Go work on your dancing.
Also, thank you.
Bpkluxury_box"padre31 wrote:
Sammie sammie sammie..just :no:
Think rum is not your friend Sammie.
Funny thing is, all the Cajuns I've met..straight Whiskey drinkers.
That's what I said. No rum.
Also, Sam seems to be cultivating a Lennie from Motorhead mustahce jaw thing:
padre31luxury_boxHmm..not to sure about that Brother, Sammie is working on a BCup not sure Lemmy can say that..of course he snorted a small village in Colombia regularly, but still.
54Finsforum_veteran:lol:
Luv it. You sure there wasn't gas in that incantation concoction?
Fins win by 35... hehe
Dol-Fan Dupreeforum_veteran"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
Is it gay to say that getting drunk with Sam is on my bucket list?
Only if you are planning on having sex with him.
Holland is a huge upgrade over McCain
I want to be alive, I am alive! Alive, I tell you! Mother, I love you, those are no longer just words. I want to hold you, I want to run in a stream, I want to taste ice cream but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat but really eat it. - Robot Morty
Bpkluxury_box"Dol-Fan Dupree wrote:
Only if you are planning on having sex with him.
I thought it was gay for him to say having sex with Sam is on his bucket list, but not necessarily gay to get drunk with Sam and have sex 'just happen' without having said it would.
SamphinNew MemberEvery time I flash, a dude wants to drink with me.
Every. Time.
Colorado DolfanNew MemberClassic Sazerac: for a Fuzzy Face, drop the sugar cube for a dash of Peach Schnapps
INGREDIENTS
1 sugar cube
1 1/2 ounces rye or American whiskey
2 dashes of Peychaud’s Bitters
Dash of angostura bitters
Dash of absinthe (can substitute Herbsaint, Pernod, or Ricard)
Twist of lemon peel
INSTRUCTIONS
Fill an Old Fashioned glass with ice. Put the sugar cube in a second Old Fashioned glass with just enough water to moisten it; then crush the cube.
Add the rye, the two bitters, and a few cubes of ice, and stir. Discard the ice from the first glass, and pour in the absinthe.
Turn the glass to coat the sides with the absinthe; then pour out the excess. Strain the rye mixture into the absinthe-coated glass. Twist and squeeze a lemon peel over the glass. Rub the rim of the glass with the peel, discarding it when finished.
Plus: Nice tits, man!
Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...
...get happy.
-Cam Wake
vt_dolfansubscriberDUDE....WTF.....and nooooo it cant be just ANYYYYYY RUM. NOPE. Its gotsta be 151 Rumareyououtofyour****inmind?
Seriously....I dont know why...but I freakin laughed myASSSSSSSSSSSSS off when you gagged on that.....fell out of my chair kind of laughing.
Fist Bumps......EPIC!
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
HardKoreXXXNew Member"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
Is it gay to say that getting drunk with Sam is on my bucket list?
yes. Wait... I've gotten drunk with Sam...
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Frumundah FinnaticNew Member"Samphin wrote:
Every time I flash, a dude wants to drink with me.
Every. Time.
So we shouldn't make a .gif of you showing us your bewbs?
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
padre31luxury_box"Den54 wrote:
Damn it! Stop smelling it right before you drink it!
Yeah don't do that, and you're better off exhaling before imbibing or the air in you will push the drink back out..inhale as you shoot it..don't ask me how I know this...:shifty:
padre31luxury_box"Frumundah Finnatic wrote:
So we shouldn't make a .gif of you showing us your bewbs?
End of the season, we could have an EPIC Sammie thread of those from each week.
Sammie Dance/Bird Outfit/Bewbs so far
Dolfan984forum_veteran"Samphin wrote:
Every time I flash, a dude wants to drink with me.
Every. Time.
Damnit.
Ricky Williams - "I will always be a Dolphin."
vt_dolfansubscriberSee...
Heres where Im beginning to wonder. So far...none has come out his nose. I think we are still in the gray area of win or loss if it doesnt come out his nose.
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
VanDolPhansubscriberESPN and CBS apparently can't hold their rum either.
Entire panels at both have picked the Saints.
unluckylucianoNew Member"Dol-Fan Dupree wrote:
Only if you are planning on having sex with him.
so it is........
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
maynardNew Member"Dol-Fan Dupree wrote:
Only if you are planning on having sex with him.
What if it is spontaneous?
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unluckylucianoNew Member"maynard wrote:
What if it is spontaneous?
then aqua4ever will make a thread about it.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
BayAreaFinFansubscriberAnother earthquake eh? :shifty:
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