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Samphin's Stand-Up Comedy

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Dec 27, 2014.

  1. Dec 27, 2014 #1
    Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

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    Hey all. Most of you know that I do stand-up comedy. I figured I would post a little bit of it on here for those that are/were curious about it. This bit was from last night (12/26/14). Mainly football related jokes, so you all can probably appreciate it. This was at Tommy T's Comedy Club in Pleasanton, CA. Roughly 200 people in attendance which is close to a sell out.

    If you stick past the end of my set, the host has a couple of hilarious one liners about our beloved Dolphins as pay back for me tearing the Niners and Raiders apart.

    Enjoy!...hopefully

    Fair warning, plenty of swearing

    [video=youtube;pig2sk4W1no]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pig2sk4W1no&list=UUfshyi_l_8r9LRK7hCljZdg[/video]
     
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  2. Dec 28, 2014 #2
    MikeHoncho

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    Props on performing in front of awful raiders fans.
     
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  3. Dec 28, 2014 #3
    Noodle Arm

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    What's the deal with airline food? Oh, and my wife?....uggghh don't even get me started on that. Women! Amirite fellas?!!


    Good job Samphin :)
     
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  4. Dec 30, 2014 #4
    Sethdaddy8

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    Great job bro! Polished set there!
     
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  5. Dec 30, 2014 #5
    Fin D

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    Have you ever thought of going into dentistry?
     
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  6. Dec 30, 2014 #6
    McLovin

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    watched samphins comedy set..



    RAAAAAIIIIIDERS...
     
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  7. Dec 30, 2014 #7
    MikeHoncho

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    Boooo!

    Hsssssss! Booo!

    Get off the stage!

    (just lending support)
     
  8. Dec 30, 2014 #8
    MikeHoncho

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    McLovin trying to please his old lady.


    RAAAAAIIIIIDERS...
     
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  9. Dec 30, 2014 #9
    Fin D

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    You ever get the feeling that McLovin's old lady will be CiF's new lady?
     
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  10. Dec 30, 2014 #10
    MikeHoncho

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    raaaaaaaiiiidddders...
     
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  11. Dec 31, 2014 #11
    McLovin

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    she never told me she had relatives in West by God Virginia
     
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  12. Dec 31, 2014 #12
    Fin D

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    If she did, wouldn't that mean you both do?
     
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  13. Dec 31, 2014 #13
    McLovin

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    no, I have had my shots and have running water.
     

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