Saudi man chains son to bed for 6 yrs...possessed by "genie"

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finyank13finyank13New MemberOP
Jul 23, 2010, 11:09 AM

“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 11:34 AM

You should thank him for being a mindful parent. Far too often folks ignore the perils of genies and gypsies. Its high time that someone stood up and did something about it.

Two TacosTwo Tacossubscriber
Jul 23, 2010, 11:37 AM

"Samphin wrote:

You should thank him for being a mindful parent. Far too often folks ignore the perils of genies and gypsies. Its high time that someone stood up and did something about it.

This. Do you have any idea the amount of damage an unchained Genie can do?

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"It's a bunch of drunk, mid-30s type of crowd who are very well-educated," Evans said. "Much more vocal. A little bit more crazy. It's a little nastier playing down there, to be honest."

--Sounders Midfielder Brad Evans on Portland vs Seattle Fans--

AbideN703AbideN703New Member
Jul 23, 2010, 11:37 AM

"Two Tacos wrote:

This. Do you have any idea the amount of damage an unchained Genie can do?

Voiced by Robin Williams no less...

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 11:38 AM

I find it hypocritical that people can be for the war on drugs but against a war on genies.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


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MIm inoNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 11:40 AM

do you not know how hard it is to catch a genie??much less a evil female genie??i for one know if i found a leprechaun i certainly wouldn't 3 wish and be done..that lil booger is coming home with me.the economy is too bad right now to just let a wish giver walk.

besides that his son is 29!!yea he's been there for 6 yrs but that still puts him at 23,i was expecting to see a 8yr old tied up on the bed.the son should start watching pat white workout videos and add a lil muscle if he doesn't like being tied up.

thnx for the laughs

finyank13finyank13New Member
Jul 23, 2010, 11:46 AM

this thread all of a sudden turned great!!!

“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 23, 2010, 11:51 AM

"finyank13 wrote:

this thread all of a sudden turned great!!!

Leave it up to the folks at thephins.com
:hi5:

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Paul 13Paul 13moderator
Jul 23, 2010, 12:27 PM

apparently they don't all look like this:

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AbideN703AbideN703New Member
Jul 23, 2010, 01:45 PM

"Paul 13 wrote:

apparently they don't all look like this:

I would. Hit. It.

PandarillaPandarillaforum_veteran
Jul 23, 2010, 01:59 PM

It's always Genies and Gypsies with these young kids...

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 23, 2010, 02:16 PM

"Dad!!! Knock on the door!!! I was trying to rub one out!"

"Damn Genies"

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Jul 23, 2010, 02:24 PM

"SpurzN703 wrote:

I would. Hit. It.

we all would.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 08:35 PM

"Paul 13 wrote:

apparently they don't all look like this:

That is exactly what they ****ing look like and you know it.

PhinperorPhinperorluxury_box
Jul 23, 2010, 08:58 PM

Gypsies aren't all bad really...they can curse vampires so that their souls return to their now dead bodies, in turn making them more reasonably minded citizens...meaning not eyeing you as their next meal.

just throwing that out there.

to hell with genies though.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 09:29 PM

"In_Flames wrote:

Gypsies aren't all bad really...they can curse vampires so that their souls return to their now dead bodies, in turn making them more reasonably minded citizens...meaning not eyeing you as their next meal.

just throwing that out there.

to hell with genies though.

Only a Genie would defend a Gypsy...:pity:

jetssuckjetssuckNew Member
Jul 23, 2010, 10:27 PM

"In_Flames wrote:

Gypsies aren't all bad really...they can curse vampires so that their souls return to their now dead bodies, in turn making them more reasonably minded citizens...meaning not eyeing you as their next meal.

just throwing that out there.

to hell with genies though.

Yeah but what makes them sparkle?

JS

PhinperorPhinperorluxury_box
Jul 23, 2010, 10:29 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Only a Genie would defend a Gypsy...:pity:

I am but a Watcher...

"jetssuck wrote:

Yeah but what makes them sparkle?

glitter?

jetssuckjetssuckNew Member
Jul 24, 2010, 02:19 AM

"In_Flames wrote:

I am but a Watcher...

glitter?

You are a wise man

JS

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jul 24, 2010, 01:11 PM

"Samphin wrote:

You should thank him for being a mindful parent. Far too often folks ignore the perils of genies and gypsies. Its high time that someone stood up and did something about it.

Indeed

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jul 24, 2010, 06:22 PM

I swear, you could nuke that entire part of the world and lose nothing.

Nothing.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 24, 2010, 06:26 PM

"NaboCane wrote:

I swear, you could nuke that entire part of the world and lose nothing.

Nothing.

You'd lose the innocent genies who never hurt nobody

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

GISHGISHforum_veteran
Jul 25, 2010, 03:16 AM

"lmeister3 wrote:

You'd lose the innocent genies who never hurt nobody

wrong. those genies are from france.

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Jul 25, 2010, 08:59 AM

"Samphin wrote:

That is exactly what they ****ing look like and you know it.

For real? I rub my bottle daily and never saw that come out.

jetssuckjetssuckNew Member
Jul 25, 2010, 11:24 AM

"opfinistic wrote:

For real? I rub my bottle daily and never saw that come out.

Look down at the shower drain next time, you'll find them

JS

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